"So I was about to go down on this dude, and I found out he was a Crymson. His pubes were completely red!"
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Get the Cryme mug.A sustained euphoric climax(female specifically,maybe dudez too) that happens every once in a millennium(no the porn you just saw she totally faked it), you know when it happens because your souls literally rip out of their shells and fuck above you, an outside looking in experience. It can be done if you train yourself with i.mense ineptitude, join a Hindu ๐, have tea parties on a day to day basis and most importantly you have to engage in extremely long and intoxicating sex sessions. I'm not talking about your next door neighbor Mr. 2 pump chump, this is an act of sheer will. Seek the blessings of Zeus and Freya and you too can be blessed with either crymaxing or the ability to force woman to have a legitimate orgasm(not the fake crap that your neighbor just fil.ed with your wife). If you seek the clit, the client will guide you(not like your neighbor who left your wife wanting more). Yes crymax can be elevated to crymaxxx. Only performed by BDEs few choosen(kind like how your wife "accidentally" got pregnant) so now you know the true blessing of the crymax.
Warning: this is a stunt that comes highly recommended to achieve, every woman deserves to know what it's like to be powerfully stimulated. Word of โ ๏ธ after this is achieved it sets a standard most will not reach and leaving others unsatisfied just yearning to be able to feel that one hurricane that plows through your barn doors leaving you wanting more(BTW your wife finally got the message'fuck the 2 pu.p chump'.
Warning: this is a stunt that comes highly recommended to achieve, every woman deserves to know what it's like to be powerfully stimulated. Word of โ ๏ธ after this is achieved it sets a standard most will not reach and leaving others unsatisfied just yearning to be able to feel that one hurricane that plows through your barn doors leaving you wanting more(BTW your wife finally got the message'fuck the 2 pu.p chump'.
FORMAL DEFINITION TM:fuck dude i don't want to define crymaxxx, because it's a feeling words can't describe or you could say "an overwhelming sensation that is caused by a dopamine response to pjysical extra sensory touch combined with the will power to climax. Minimum amount of sex to satisfy the OMG dude fuck, just know you can't find it on a phone. Fuck dude really nostalgic bullshit. Gotta make em crymaxxx feeling ๐๐ซ ๐๐๐๐
Well pa it looks like it's storm season, yep er' well Dorothy your in for a hell of a long and fucking amazing fucking experience that will leave aww inspired. Bring back earning to pa for me ma. Dorothy lived happily ever after, her vagina was no longer tormented by the state of "what if"? She realized that even a tin man, a scarecrow, and Mr. Lion are there not for themselves but for your ultimate pleasure .
Well pa it looks like it's storm season, yep er' well Dorothy your in for a hell of a long and fucking amazing fucking experience that will leave aww inspired. Bring back earning to pa for me ma. Dorothy lived happily ever after, her vagina was no longer tormented by the state of "what if"? She realized that even a tin man, a scarecrow, and Mr. Lion are there not for themselves but for your ultimate pleasure .
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