pizza crusted

When you get owned or served

J-this test is so stupid
M-just like you
S-ooo you just got pizza crusted

by Dhpickle October 25, 2015

yellow crusted cum-bubble

A new bird species discovered in Washington, D.C.

Named so for it's uncanny resemblance to Trump's hair style.

Hey, is that a Yellow Crusted Cum-Bubble nesting on Trump's head, or does he look that way intentionally?

by McKrunzle April 1, 2017

Golden-crusted blowjob

A golden-crusted blowjob a when you mix a line of coke with gold dust, line it along a dick and snort. Follow up with a blowjob

Did you hear how wild Stacey after she gave Jake a golden-crusted blowjob last night?

by Donkeydiddler December 31, 2017

Ket Cunted

When you’re absolutely off chops either having taken ketamine or not.

My dog just told me he’s allergic to gluten. But dogs can’t talk and I don’t have a dog. I feel ket cunted.

by Geophph August 16, 2019

Cunted

noun 'Cunted' - to be receive a blow, strike, tackle, beating, walloping or injury of such severity that there are no other words in the English language to adequately describe the it. It is similar to 'mullered' but more severe

noun 'cunted'
1. that bloke on youtube that got hit by a bus was properly cunted
2. one of those poor bastards running with the bulls at Pamplona is going to get cunted
3. Mike Catt was totally cunted by Jonah Lomu in the Rugby World Cup
4. if he pisses me off one more time he is going to get cunted

adj 'cunting'
1. that bull proper gored him... gave him one hell of a cunting
2. a cunting is what will happen if you are hit by a bus
3. we are going to give the opposition rugby team a good cunting

by kavorkaa January 14, 2014

crinted

Ruined, destroyed, maimed. Used especially when something absolutely has to work, but doesn't. Used especially by sound engineers referring to faulty equipment.

"Dang. It's fuckin' crinted. That sure as hell ain't the jazz.

by Dav Byrne January 7, 2006

Crunked

A word complete and utter retards use to describe getting smashed.

Yeah, I was so crunked- Oh wait, here comes the short bus, I got to get on.

by Scondren November 10, 2004