muff cruncher

A muff cruncher is the male virsion of a slut

Hes such a muff cruncher, he crunched 12 girls muffs in one night

by Fat_boy_slim_shady January 20, 2009

Kale Cruncher

A vegetarian.

I can't date John any more. He is a total Kale Cruncher, I can't live without meat!

by Harriet M. July 28, 2017

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights

British way of saying "chips"

american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

by WhenTheImooster September 9, 2021

Crunchyroll and Chill

Netflix and Chill for Weeabos/Weebs and Otakus. (People who watch anime)

Guy “Hey wanna Crunchyroll and Chill?”
Girl “Sure S-senpai…”

by ButterCCM August 19, 2018

earthy-crunchy

GRANOLA

You are so earthy-crunchy, you make cliff bars look like a slim jim.

by nudist101 October 17, 2009

Crunchy Water

Lettuce. Just lettuce

I want crunchy water

by JackMasseyWelsh September 4, 2019

carrot cruncher

Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.

Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.

by City Lad August 13, 2008