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crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!
Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.
by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020
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Croak the frog

a term used to describe the act of masturbation - similar to “choke the chicken
“I’m going to go home, relax and go croak the frog.”
by thatdudeoverthere11 March 17, 2023
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Tubbs and Crockett

You trying to get with Tubbs and Crockett later?
by Yabels September 10, 2010
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crock

Bullshit, nonsense, something that is a lie. However, crock is not usually used as an interjection like the above words may be.

Crock is quickly being picked up as a retort for proverbs or phrases such as; "You can do anything you set your mind to," or, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Crock can also be used to describe a phony or false thing or someone who is a sham.
"Two wrongs don't make a right?" What a crock! Two lefts don't make a right either jackass!

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat forever." Unless of course, the man gets tired of eating fish, because no human can eat the same thing for their entire life without getting pissed off at it. And unless, the fish is poisoned, not cleaned properly before eaten, etc. Definitely a crock.

"Fine feathers make fine birds." Right, except for the part where birds aren't made out of feathers, idiot.

Remember that the word "crock" isn't limited to insulting phrases, though.
by Wild Jango September 5, 2005
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Crawkward

A mix between creepy and awkward.
When he sat down at our table, it was really crawkward.
by embem August 14, 2008
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Crock Pottin'

To hold in a fart for a very long time period, and when it is released it smells like a cooked fart.
Person 1: Ah man, that smells absolutely terrible.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.
by Toats McGoats August 26, 2009
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load of crock

Meaning a lie, what you say isn't entirely true, a bullshitter, something you say can be proven otherwise, etc.
Everything that Jimmie says is a "load of crock" you can't believe anything he says.
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."
by MillionWords January 29, 2017
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