Chronosphere

Device which can move an object through space and time.

I want that Chronosphere

by Extreme June 19, 2004

Cronus

Cronus is a beta troll and is the ancestor of Eridan Ampora. He is mistaken to be "sexy" though really isn't in the canon Homestuck webcomic. He is considered more of a "romantic" and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth. He also wears a white shirt with the same zodiac symbol as Eridan. Same blood color and everything (A shade of purple.) He is normally nice, but may or may not get in arguments easily. It won't matter whether you're male or female, because I bet Cronus has a chance to flirt with you.

ME: Please don't look at me Cronus. It makes me feel weird. Are you trying to flirt with me? Please stop!
OTHER HOMESTUCKS: OMG it's Cronus! Can you have sex with me? Can we kiss? Yay!!!!!

by Coraline the Master Angler June 16, 2015

crownosah

when u get white crusty shit on ur penis, usually dried up semen, wash it off fellas!

dude, I was gonna give this chick a bullwinkle suprises, but she wouldn't suck me off 'cause I had too much crownosah

by Jaustin April 6, 2005

Cranos

The start of fucking global warming. These types of species roam around school computers watching lesbian porn.

Pat: I hear cranos is in today
Jack: face explodes into a million bits and carcass instantly dissolves

by REeee kid December 20, 2019

cornos

(Portuguese) When a woman cuckolds her husband or partner, she is said to "pôr-lhe os cornos", which, literally translated, means "she planted two bull horns on top of her man's head".

The cuckolded husband is referred to as "corno". After filha da puta and paneleiro, "corno" is the most insulting thing you can call a Portuguese man.

"Palitos" and "Chifres" are humorous synonyms for cornos.

A tua gaja anda a pôr-te os cornos! / Your woman has been sleeping around!

Aquele já não pode com os cornos. / That guy has been cheated on so many times, he can barely hold his horns up.

by New Marquis de Carabas September 20, 2005

Chronoslaughter

A violent waste of time. Extreme waste of time. Failing to keep track of time. The destruction of usefulness by inaction. The cessation of time or of conceptual of time. The removal of all notion or sense of time. Negligence of time. Defiance of the principal of time.
(See also chronocide)

I spent HOURS on the interweb today, but didn't get a thing done. Complete chronoslaughter!

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

Cronisaurs

Discovered and defined by Chan, the founder of the Procrastisaurs. The Cronisaurs (Cron-i-saurs) is a herbivore and distant cousin to the Procrastisaurs (See Procrastisaurs (P. Saurs)). It Spends most of its time grazing on a natural leafy green plants that grow wild in it its natural habitat, non-violent by nature it only attacks when it feels that its food source is being threatend. The Cronisaurs shares many characteristics of the Procrastisaurs and have been known to occupy the same space on many different occasions. As of recent; the Cronisaurs has been seen migrating to Colorado and Washington for the abondance of resources and lack of predators. The slow moving and cumbersome creatures are not the smartest animal, and have been known to make bad decistions from time to time. The Cronisaurs makes its journey to its new and fetile land. By Dr. Chandler J.S. P.H.D makes its journey to its new and fetile land. By Dr. Chandler J.S. P.H.D

The wild Cronisaurs will thrive in its new inviroment. Furher generations will study and admire the beauty of these majestic creatuers, truly a sight to behold.

by BIG CHAN D33Z3R November 27, 2012