dick concussion

To get a concussion from sucking too much dick

John: wheres your bitch?
Zach: at home with a dick concussion, she gave me 11 hickeys last night
John: wow

by righteousconsumption November 12, 2014

Concussion Of Love

When two best friends who have not seen each-other for a

day run in slow motion across a field of daisies and poppy flowers and collide heads causing them to endure the Concussion of Love.

*scene one*
Aaron: "OMG JAMMY! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!" (13 hours)

Jammy: :DDDDDDD

-Runs across field of daisies & Poppy flowers in slow motion-
-Bangs heads-
-Concussed-

*scene two*
-in the hospital-
Madi: -comes to visit- "OMG JAMMY AND AARON! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!!?"
Jammy and Aaron: "Concussion Of Love."

by Jamaron43 October 25, 2011

concussion puppy

NFL player who has had so many concussions it is only a matter of time before he gets another one.

I"m never drafting Jordan Reed again because he's a concussion puppy.

by itmatterdoesnot December 16, 2016

CronusMAX

A controller converter, scripting device, keyboarding and more. Mostly used to cheat in online video games such as Call of Duty.

"Ay that man shoots so fast, must be using a CronusMAX that has a rapidfire script on it"

by MinusADMIN October 21, 2020

Reverse concussion

Then maybe your medulla hit your cerebellum and caused your wiseness automatically when your optic nerve activated your olfactory bulb

I got a reverse concussion, and now I’m wiser

by Skylar-xoxox June 11, 2018

slut concussion

When you're sucking a dick too hard and you knock yourself out on your partner's pelvis

She's still recovering from her slut concussion.

by Cowboy Bubbah May 2, 2019

Headboard Concussion

1. A Headboard Concussion is when a very promiscuous woman starts to lose the ability to think due to her head repeatedly hitting the headboard during rough sex.
2. A concussion gotten from a woman hitting her head on the headboard during sex.

1. That girl was so slutty she goes to the hospital once a month for a headboard concussion.

2. On my honeymoon I gave my wife a headboard concussion. The marriage didnt go well.

by Anonymous58332 June 28, 2011