If you but malted cheese in a croissant and shove it up your ass you can see the space time continuem
by SpontaneousTradeMark November 25, 2019
by crabcrabcrab🦀 January 22, 2021
I was too tired last night to fully jerk it, so I had a soft croissant before going to bed.
I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now.
This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants
I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now.
This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants
by Jean-Charles December 17, 2018
performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs.
by TwinSouth August 20, 2008
Pulling a girl with really bad eczema. You are only croissant slaying if her skin is flaky like a croissant.
by chamberlain123 February 24, 2016
A prank where you place shit under the armpit of a sleeping girl and tickle her waist so she closes her arms and squeezes the shit into a croissant shape.
by TheCadet October 4, 2012
by Hakwolf August 16, 2008