When the girl in class who thinks she has a boy wears crocs to school, she'll sit where the boy can see her feet, then slip out of her crocs so she's only in socks for a while. at least, until the bell rings.
boy: hey you know I don't actually care about either your crocs or your feet right???
girl: *pretends not to listen, starts slipping one foot out again*
boy: * secretly watches her anyway*
girl: *pretends not to listen, starts slipping one foot out again*
boy: * secretly watches her anyway*
by I KAN SPEL March 31, 2022
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A inconsequential person who talks a big game, but their big talk is just a crock of shit because they never do what they say they will.
"Crockstar" is the antonym to, and should not be confused with a "Rockstar".
A inconsequential person who talks a big game, but their big talk is just a crock of shit because they never do what they say they will.
"Crockstar" is the antonym to, and should not be confused with a "Rockstar".
That guy is such a crockstar. Time after time, he has offered to things and then always has an excuse to offer, but no results.
by RamHemiTX September 10, 2011
Get the Crockstar mug.Probably the most delicious pastry you have every eaten in your entire life. Typically made with store bought Pillsbury croissants and stuffed with American cheese. Usually served with a side of mashed potatoes and a Graha grilled steak.
by Dr Wang December 16, 2008
Get the Cheese Croissant mug.When a woman has a croissant sandwhich shoved up her butt, while the man eats it out, while she screams "MR CROISSANT".
Mr Croissant: Shove it up there bitch!
Hooker: Oh yeah! MR CROISSANT!
Mr Croissant: *Munch munch munch*
Hooker: Yeah, you do a really good Croissant Sandwhich!
Hooker: Oh yeah! MR CROISSANT!
Mr Croissant: *Munch munch munch*
Hooker: Yeah, you do a really good Croissant Sandwhich!
by Is it that obvious? November 26, 2009
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1)Gabe is one crocitto.
2)Michael and John were such hotshots, but in reality they were totally uncool compared to some of the croccitos like Kevin, Gabe, or Oliver, who were so much more cool with their fantastic hair.
2)Michael and John were such hotshots, but in reality they were totally uncool compared to some of the croccitos like Kevin, Gabe, or Oliver, who were so much more cool with their fantastic hair.
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