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Crabbing

When a guy walks with his shoulders forward and his arms out because he is "too jacked" to put his arms down.
There are mad dudes crabbing in the gym today.
by Jetsjetsjets28 October 2, 2011
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Cobbing It

Cobbing It; The act of a person with braces giving another person a painful/inproper blowjob, subsequently giving the effect of someone eating corn on the cob, hence, cobbing it.
Damn, Lucy was cobbing it good and proper last night, hurts like a bitch!
by Token Black Ohhh Yeahhh May 15, 2008
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crabbing

Similar to planking or owling, it is a form of public trolling in which one walks in a sideways manner with their arms extended and hands forming pincers.
Did you see Zoidberg crabbing last night on Futurama?
by crabbingmonkey November 11, 2011
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Crabbing

A sexual act in which the 'crabber' has a penis in each hand and is simultaneously tugging them off and popping them into his/her mouth. Crabbing can also include a third penis performing penetrative sex, usually an act associated with a female 'crabber' rather then male.
I love having two cocks at once, crabbing is my favourite hobby
by navs20 July 7, 2011
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Hermit Crabbing

v. The act of "hermit crabbing" is a uniquely human behavior most commonly found in sleep away sports camps, where , typically after a night of dorm-partying and lame pranks, an athlete(s) proceed the next morning to do as the hermit crabs do: cocoon themselves within a shell of their bedsheets or sleeping bags and sleep through any early morning games that may have been inconveniently scheduled. Cereal hermit crabbers tend to have poor standing with coaches.
Athlete A at 2:00 a.m. : bro I'm boutta be tired as balls tomorrow dude, are you trynna hermit crab with me?

Athletes B: tots my goats brotha, not feeling this 8 a.m. game, screw coach he's a fag anyways

Athlete C: yo man where is Spencer?
Athlete D: the word on the street is he's hermit crabbing
Athlete C: the tricksty trickster strikes again
by The Tricksty Trickster September 3, 2013
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cobbing me nuts

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.
by onkydon1 March 25, 2022
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cobbing me nuts

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.
by onkydon1 March 25, 2022
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