chillon

A chillon is a crybaby. The word comes from the Spanish word, chillar, which means to cry.

Chillon can also be used to describe a constant whiner or complainer.

Stop complaining! You are such a chillon.

by Art Pedroza September 1, 2007

caillou

A perfectly shaved pussy

damn that bitch looking like caillou

by The caillou man October 19, 2017

Caillou

A show that involves a 4-year old boy who is so spoiled, bratty, and just plain annoying. Caillou is the biggest crybaby in the world. He throws temper tantrums constantly, which is annoying. His favorite things to do are... torturing his cat Gilbert, being an asshole to his little sister Rosie, and screaming at his parents. Caillou also has two moms. One is believed to be a transgender, but he (or she) just likes to be a manly lesbo to his bastard son and cute adopted daughter. The most famous urban legend about Caillou, states that he is bald, because he has cancer. However, that is not true. Caillou is bald, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks. Even his own body recognizes that he doesn't deserve hair, food, or love.

If your children were to watch an episode or two of Caillou, you'd have to think twice about ever reproducing

by JellyBean600 July 18, 2018

Caillou

A 4 year old smartass who has his own TV show on PBS.

F*** you, Caillou.

by electric helicopters February 13, 2018

caillou

The kiddie show on PBS about a boy with cancer and two moms.

Have you seen Caillou? PBS is so edgy.

by Wilford Brimley July 29, 2006

Crillah

The street slang in New York for a pretentious child looking for more attention than he can handle.

It is also used for wanting more than you can get.

Damn son you cant get all dem chicks you a crillah.

by dennisd95 January 19, 2009

caillou

a little fucking bitch who whines and cries all the damn time. he’s so stupid that even 4 year old me hated him, i must have been a genius kid for seeing what a dumb fuck he is. he’s a little bald bitch because he doesn’t deserve hair. anything he does he fucks up, the little shit. even in his FUCKING INTRO HE CRIES FIR NO GOD DAMN REASON. HES OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW HE DID SOMETHING WRONG. his parents aren’t any fucking better, he can do literally anything and his parents just say “oh no that was bad do better next time we love you and you can have whatever you want from the toy store :)” NO HE DOESN’T DESERVE THAT SHIT HE WAS BEING A BRAT. DAMN WHY CAN’T YOU BE GOOD PARENTS FIR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.

“hide the kids honey, caillou is on tv”

by fhlowr December 8, 2018