cricetophobia

the terrible fear of hamsters (can also be known as hamsterphobia)

do you want to see my new hamster?

no, you dumbass. i have cricetophobia

by TheFullHonestTruth February 18, 2021

Mayday! Cried The Captain

the most kickass band ever to form around ocala, florida. they play Technologimetalcore, and have the best live show i've ever seen.

Sal and Kyle are the singer and keyboardist for Mayday! Cried the Captain

by meltdownCAR5 January 30, 2009

Crider

usually cute but often a player

"That guys cute"
"Oh that's crider... a player"

by 123urban456 October 10, 2016

ugly crier

Someone who looks hideous, while they're crying

Oh my god, doris is really cute.
But shes such an ugly crier.

by Girth_Quake February 23, 2014

Cigerant

Having a ciggie break purely as a means to bitch about office politics.

That's it! I need a cigerant! Anyone want to join me?

by Etak_soda September 8, 2011

crief

craic thief

a person who has no personality and therefore steals other peoples mannerism, wit, stories or banter in order to fit in and seem cool. similar to a swacker.

plural: criefs

a bunch of dudes were on a trip and came up with a slogan for it calling it vulgaria. it is strictly used by the guys who were there as they were the only people who witnessed the debauchery. a guy who was not on the holiday keeps reminissing about storys that happened as if he was there but he wasnt.

loser: me mate done banged two whores in an alley in vulgaria it was so funny
girl:that sounds crazy
dude: you werent even there you crief

by jazpit August 18, 2013

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus

Latin for "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries". (A quote from Monty Python's Holy Grail.)

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus!

by Arthur- King of the Britons August 3, 2011