paradox cramp

In human males, the intellectual or emotional stabbing pain created by the seemingly irreconcilable contradictions in human female statements, behaviour, responses or expectations. Paradox cramps are usually but not exclusively experienced in heterosexual romantic relationship interdynamics.

Human Female: “Of course I wanted to talk to you. That’s why you shouldn’t have called me.” or “Yes, I know I told you to do it, and you did it right away. That’s why I am angry at you.”
Human male: “Understood. Apropos of nothing at all, where do you keep your Tylenol 3s / bourbon?”
Scientist: "Thus we see a paradox cramp, inducing standard response behaviour."

by Seeker6079 September 16, 2005

Cut the Crap

Cut the crap or “Ctc” means stop the bullshit or else because that person is doing too much so they have to Ctc or Cut the crap

Person 1: Cheez it’s are nasty

Person 2: Cut the Crap

by Lil_key101 April 28, 2019

Cramping the Swag

When you have a daily or weekly routine then someone comes along and you can not complete your routine. So there for someone has changed your cool routine.

Alana: Hey you guys wanna go to subway with me?
Alex: Hell yea
Paolo: Yea ill go but someone got to pay for me.
Jackie: Sorry guys can't go got Brittney
First 3: Ight jackie
Alex: Damn she is cramping the swag.
RIP Brittney

by Nanz201430 April 5, 2010

masturbator's cramp

Pain and swelling in the muscle around the mid-arm, elbow area which is caused by excessive masturbating. Not to be confused with Gamer's Wrist.

"Look at that huge whelp on Johnny's arm. Think he gets beaten?"

"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."

by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005

Crap Pot

When four or five dudes each take a shit in the toilet without flushing and leave it for the janitor to clean up.

The janitor walked into the bathroom only to discover that someone had left a crap pot for him to clean up.

by Huyer April 26, 2010

cramps

That demon inside your uterus ripping up your insides

period cramps are the worst

by zek123 July 2, 2016

crap

what one says when one is afraid to say shit

Oh crap!

by refl3xive March 25, 2004