A poorly grown or awful looking mustache on someone who has no reason to have one, so therefore it can be assumed that their purpose in having it is to assist in the task of catching jizz so it doesn't enter their mouth after they have performed the act of oral sex. Also can be called a "JC" for short.
Friend 1: Hey Ian, that mustache is both terrible looking and completely unnecessary, why would you sacrifice your looks and integrity to have it?
Friend 2: It's obviously so I can catch jizz so it doesn't end up in my mouth after I suck some dick idiot, they call it a jizz catcher, try and keep up homo.
Example 2
Friend 1: Man check out the jizz catcher that Carlos is growing!
Friend 2: Yeah man that's crazy, I hear they are really efficient though.
Friend 1: Efficient for what?
Friend 2: Catching jizz after oral sex do it doesn't get in your mouth!
Friend1: Oh ok, makes perfect sense now.
Friend 2: It's obviously so I can catch jizz so it doesn't end up in my mouth after I suck some dick idiot, they call it a jizz catcher, try and keep up homo.
Example 2
Friend 1: Man check out the jizz catcher that Carlos is growing!
Friend 2: Yeah man that's crazy, I hear they are really efficient though.
Friend 1: Efficient for what?
Friend 2: Catching jizz after oral sex do it doesn't get in your mouth!
Friend1: Oh ok, makes perfect sense now.
by DunskyM May 2, 2011
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by I, Wreckerrr November 15, 2020
Get the catch as catch can mug.In reference to Ron Paul's first tv ad for the Republican New Hampshire Primaries.
When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.
When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.
(As seen in online message boards) Did you see that Ron Paul has 60,000 members in meetup groups? He's catching on, I'm telling ya.
by Angel Messenger November 25, 2007
Get the he's catching on, I'm telling ya mug.Person 1: "So my girl is better than yos, and she will-"
Person 2: "You 'bout to catch these hands."
Person 2: "You 'bout to catch these hands."
by BasicNeeds May 19, 2015
Get the Catch these hands mug.Verb. To catch a type of fish called "feels".
To catch feels, it is usual to use a "drop top" rod. Sometimes a net is used to "chase thrills". Occasionally pills are popped in the water to subdue the fish. Feels are not dangerous so there is no need to be scared.
To catch feels, it is usual to use a "drop top" rod. Sometimes a net is used to "chase thrills". Occasionally pills are popped in the water to subdue the fish. Feels are not dangerous so there is no need to be scared.
Don't be afraid to catch feels (ha)
Baby, I know you ain't scared to catch feels
Ride drop top and chase thrills (hey)
Baby, I know you ain't scared to catch feels
Ride drop top and chase thrills (hey)
by Fishyrich March 27, 2019
Get the catch feels mug.When an excited dog closes their mouth too soon when trying to catch a ball, causing the ball to bounce away off their nose
John- How's Sammy with the ball these days? Is she able to catch it?
Dave- Nah, gets so excited that when I throw the ball at her, she premature catchulates all over the place... She has a real bad case of premature catchulation.
Dave- Nah, gets so excited that when I throw the ball at her, she premature catchulates all over the place... She has a real bad case of premature catchulation.
by Jashn May 24, 2013
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