COVID-crafty

Adjective describing a person who is forced to become crafty by COVID-19 sequestering: e.g., issuing copycat sidewalk chalk art projects to their kids, darning socks instead of braving Costco, baking.

I tried repeatedly to explain that I am the opposite of a crafty Pinterest mom. I have zero creativity. I am only COVID-crafty.

by Preacher-Man April 3, 2020

crasty

Another word for nasty...or hideous.

"Damn, that girl is fucken crasty!"
"Britany Mago is crasty!"

by Polish Martin May 13, 2005

carty

a party held in ones car, sometimes involving the playing of loud music, and the drinking of mountain dew.

Dude, lets go to the parking lot later and have a carty,

by raymaas October 5, 2009

crafty wank

The act of masterbating in secret without anybody noticing. Usually done behind a bush or whilst peering through a gap in the blinds, looking directly at the subject of your filthy attention. A real art when perfected.

I saw a cracking looking girl on the sidewalk outside my house yesterday and couldn't resist knocking off a crafty wank from my bedroom as she stood there!

by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

Crartist

A combination of art and craftist. When you are an artist and a crafter.

Created by Moriah Elizabeth.

I am an craftist and an artist, I'm a crartist.

by ARahman August 29, 2020

Crafty Butcher

Homosexual male.
I can't take credit for this one I read it in an English comic book Raz or something but I thought I should share.

Bill:See that guy?
Ted:Yeah?
Bill:Well I know he's a crafty butcher.
Ted:How's that go?
Bill:He likes his meat around the back.
Ted:Oh, He's lish?
Bill:C'mon, you didn't know?

by Kairan November 17, 2003

Clarty

North east english term for wet and muddy ground conditions

Oh no the ground is really Clarty out after all the rain

by Lisa griffin November 29, 2007