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crappetizer

when you need to crap really badly and only a small amount comes out initially and you know there is a much larger amount to follow.
Man, I needed to take a huge ass dump and all I got was this lousy crappetizer.
by whybotherbro August 5, 2010
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crapple juice

Cranberry-apple juice. Related to grapple juice and crazberry juice.
Ok guys, who drank all the crapple juice?
by loligon November 27, 2011
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crappetite

Damnit, if I don't find a bathroom now I'm going to lose my crappetite!
by Reon Smith November 15, 2006
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Crapple

A term for an Apple computer by those who do not like them because they are not good.
I can't believe Judy bought a Crapple when PC's are so much better.
by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009
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crappler

Toilet that does not flush properly.
Why do I have to have the room near the crappler?
by Pittz November 8, 2006
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crippletext

Describes texting from a standard phone, one without a keypad. Usually painful and time-consuming for the user.
I hate texting with this phone... takes me forever to reply when I have to crippletext everyone!
by greyghost07 January 25, 2009
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