Crapters

Purposefully brief chapters within a novel that can be read to completion during a bowel movement giving the reader a sense of accomplishment.

Dude, even with my attention deficit and high fiber diet I tore through my assigned reading in like three days because this book was only 12 crapters.

by Lingua Franco March 27, 2011

crapigeon

Crapigeon, a portmanteau of its ingredients, a stray cat stuffed with a pigeon stuffed with a rat. Generally cooked, though not always; when cooked, a tire fire is often employed, lending a unique flavor to the meat.

Similar to Turducken (a dish consisting of a partially de-boned turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, which itself is stuffed with a small de-boned chicken)

In a fit of depression, I hung out under the interstate bridge with guys I had not seen since high school; we huffed gold paint, and dined on fresh barrel-cooked crapigeon.

by Der Todesritter January 29, 2008

crapsite

A website
a) which is bursting with non-coherent words in order to enter a high ranking in google but does not provide you with something unexpected when opening
b) that is suffering of severe script malfunction, which has not yet been discovered by the administrators

Not to be confused with the websites distributed by spammails.

Joe: "I was browsing for some information for the essay that I got to hand in to Mr Smith tomorrow, but all results I got were purely crapsites!"

Elaine discovered that Mark was obviously not very talented in programming, all his creations turned out to be crapsites.

by nuocmam May 10, 2009

Crapitol

Capitol High School. Rival of Olympia High School, North Thurston High School, and many more high schools in Washington. They think they're all that, but their sports teams are crap. Therefore called "Crapitol."

Crapitol lost AGAIN to North Thuston!" "We have to play Crapitol again? Can't they just accept defeat?!" "Dude, you play like Crapitol!

by moimoimoimoi December 6, 2010

CRAPATERIA

the cafeteria at your place of employment that sells less-than desirable food.

Hey Jason, let's see what's on the menu for lunch in the crapateria today.

by bellibutton May 28, 2011

crapitulation

Giving up and agreeing to something terrible because caring is hard.

Vivian's attempt to avoid Comic Sans in their press kit ended in crapitulation when it became clear that victory would involve meetings with management.

by sofauxboho November 2, 2011

crapierest

Much more than crapy, crapier, and crappiest.

Ed's mother is the the crapierest.

by Derek Z December 9, 2008