Chapstick Moustache

A moustache resulting from putting on too much chapstick and pressing one's lips together. The chapstick user often does not notice its presence but is quickly brought back down to earth by a peer.

Hayley: Hey Marc...So I was thinking maybe you and I should...

Marc: Uhh...You have a chapstick moustache!

Hayley: Shoot! (wipe)

by rock-cupid October 11, 2010

Tinted-chapstick lesbian

A lesbian who leans toward the femme side of the butch or lipstick continuum (that dichotomy is totally arbitrary/not legit, but just for the sake of definition). Could defy “chapstick lesbian,” standards by wearing dresses more frequently or donning makeup more frequently. May have an equal number of pairs of pajama pants and lipsticks in her home. Might enjoy wearing makeup OR loungewear just as much. Not a lipstick lesbian because they do not NEED to wear a dress or makeup - still taking less than 20 minutes to get out the door.

I am a tinted-chapstick lesbian. You can pick me up for a hike and a martini bar in 15 minutes.

by tinted-chapstick-lesbian June 21, 2021

crabstickz

A young British youtuber (real name Christopher James Kendall) who has a fan base of teenagers, most of them teenage girls from 13 to 17. His videos are mainly comedies: parodies of films and celebrities. He is friends with Charlie McDonnell and PJ Liguori; both of them fellow youtubers and both have a large fan base of teenage girls. He is a cinema lover and wants to become and actor.

Abigail: Have you seen crabstickz's latest video?
Olive: The 'Sherlock' parody? Yes, I loved it! Crabstickz is hot!

by cumberqueen March 30, 2012

craptastic

When something both sucks and blows; when "fantastic" just can't be said ironically enough; when you're tired of saying, "That's just fucking great"; when you're tired of people saying you're too pessimistic for saying everything's crap so you pep things up with something that at least sounds more optimistic

Some person you dislike gets something you think you deserve: "That's craptastic!"
Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"

by Your Great Books Teacher October 2, 2004

carabastic

carabastic means the feeling of confusion when shocked or speechless you use this word when you don't know how to describe how you feel. emojis that describe this word is 😕🤨😳 anything that looks like this :0 :)

this task is making me feel carabastic, bro im so carabastic rn

by kezbab🐑 January 22, 2021

Chapstick

Sexual term when a man can't quite fit it in right away he takes the tip of his penis and rubs it against a woman's vagina (lips) until moist like a stick of Chapstick.

My girl was so tight I had to give her the Chapstick before entering her.

by Hal Em Dog November 9, 2012

Catastic

Used to describe something thats freaking amazing

That party last night was Catastic !

by Gunt123 March 11, 2012