Life Changing

If one were to find 5cents on the ground their life would have changed.

I found 5 cents and its life changing

by sebillion December 4, 2018

Cranking the Horn

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.

Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.

by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022

Slo-Mo changing

The act of removing your clothes while drunk, and later excusing the act by saying you we're only slo-mo changing. You take off your clothes but say you were just changing, very slowly.

Katie, why were you stripping last night at the party? I wasn't stripping, I was Slo-Mo changing!

by softballlefty129 July 31, 2009

Craiging

The art of making a girl fall in love with you and then ditching her.

Tori broke up with her boyfriend for Doug but it turns out he was just craiging on her.

by hiddenknowledge February 20, 2011

Senator Craiging

A very gay man looking for sex in men's rooms around the country.

"That pervert was Senator Craiging while I was trying to take a dump."
"Yes officer, that is the man who was Senator Craiging."

by MOJAP December 9, 2008

cringing

cringing - (cringe present tense)
to have an unsettleing sinking sensation all throughout ones torso from something directly or indirectly happining to oneself,to ones utter horror and dismay.

dying of cringe

person 1: "why are you cringing?"
person 2: " i may have possibly just shit myself...and its unplesant"

by smurf1989 March 3, 2011

life changing shit

When you take a REALLY GOOD shit and it CHANGES you.

Griffen: oh man, I feel like a new man after the shit i just took!

Kayla: I think you just took a life changing shit

by Virtual-misfit May 10, 2016