Crankster

A person of any gender who follows exclusively the fashionable craft beer scene. They are henceforth known as a Craft Wank Hipster, or Crankster.

'Dude, that girl won't even have a beer with you! She has to have 'craft''
'Yeh, she's such a Crankster'

by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018

Cracksterbate

Masturbating on crack

Last night at the party I went into the bathroom and cracksterbated.

by Dr. Anthony fernadando III November 11, 2019

Crapster

a Crapster is someone that has the ability but chooses not to speak the truth ever. Instead they make up crap about anything and everything no matter what it's about.

That Steve is a total Crapster I can't believe what comes out of his mouth. He's a real shit talker I don't trust anything he says.

by mia.dancer December 29, 2021

Crakter

An exclamation often used to express disbelief or imply whatever said prior is ridiculous and untrue; A shortened version of "Toot of crakter."

She said the sky was orange, but that was simply crakter!

by scholarly fella June 29, 2023

itz_crazster

Talented boy, Footy Mad, O.P, Loves to watch CBBC'S Dumping ground & 4o'clock Club all day!

Itz_crazster

by itz_crazster March 23, 2015

CRABBY CRABSTER

a very cool epic person who does not have an addiction to dragging balls

Guy 1: you know crabby crabster? he's cool

Guy 2: shut up

by crabby crabster April 19, 2021

Toot of crakter

An expression of disbelief or an accusation of dishonesty often used to describe scandal.

Oh, great heavens, this fellow spews nothing but toot of crakter!

by scholarly fella June 29, 2023