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Crack Face

To embarrass someone to the point where their face cracks like a broken mirror. Usually by pointing out that they are wrong in their assertion.
She tried to tell me Fox News was unbiased but I had to crack face.
by Dman508 March 12, 2011
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crackage

the offensive view, of the crack of an overweight person's ass, that sticks out above their pants, when bending over or sitting on a backless chair or bench. coin slot
Frank was ruining everyone's appetite at the picnic with his sweaty crackage hanging out of his pants.
by dacabinator June 18, 2007
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Morlock crackfiend

The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.
Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.
by no-one of consequence November 17, 2003
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Crackaversy

Donyell!! Stay away from dem crazy white folk and all dat crackaversy, ain't nobody got time fo dat
by Joe Jumbo September 6, 2013
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Crackacoldonewiththeboysiosis

I recently got crackacoldonewiththeboysiosis from cracking too many cold ones with the boys
by C1iff June 13, 2017
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Crackback Bitch

A dope loving hoe bag usually known as dope hoe is often confused with a puddle (dope fiend she sticks around as long as the bowlo is rolling so is she) except for she gets paid sticks around.
Melanie;;; WTF is that Dope whore still here for?
Fred;;;;;;;;;Who that chick around John?
Melanie;;;Duh
Josh;;;;;;;;Yeah I thought she’d be outta here by now, since John’s broke.
Fred;;;;;;;; Naw John paid that crackback bitch in full for the night.
by M1salan1eas February 16, 2021
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crackawear

Describing the clothing of a caucasian.
"Yo nigga... check out whitey sportin the new crackawear!"
by Krista Mcpherson November 18, 2006
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