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crackeritis

A psychological disorder that starts out by making a person so white, then makes them believe that they are of a different ethnicity. Usually found in children between the ages of 7 and 12. It is rare but you will occasionally find a person that is not white suffering from this disorder.
Justin Bieber has a major case of crackeritis

I met a kid on xbox who was suffering from crakceritis
by rlaux, fwu July 8, 2010
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Crackerphobia

When you are afraid of all the crackers aka white people because they are always shooting up schools.
Guy 1: Why do you crackerphobia?
Guy 2: Because hunter shot up the school
by gangbanghangtang May 21, 2019
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Graham Crackers

Graham Crackers are like nature's flat cookies. Oreos are also cookies. Oreos also have vanilla filling. Vienna Fingers are also vanilla. They also have filling. Vienna Fingers are from Keebler. You know what else is from Keebler? Cheez-Its. Cheez-Its are also flat cookies just like Graham Crackers. Graham Crackers are part of Nabisco. You know what else is from Nabisco? Oreos. Oreos are delicious chocolate cookies. You know what other chocolate cookie there is? Chocolate Graham Crackers. Nature's second chocolate cookies. Right behind Oreos. Oreos are cookies made by Nabisco in 1912. You know what else is from 1912? The Republic of China. China produces cookie sticks that are made out of Oreos. You know what other cookies are made to sticks? Graham Crackers. Graham Sticks are made by Back To Nature Foods. And like I said, Graham Crackers are nature's flat cookies. You know all this means? It means that Graham Crackers are a very good snack.
Graham Crackers are a type of cookie confectionery that lots of people eat.
by bonelesspizza December 27, 2016
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Fudge Crackers

Swearing: Oh Fuck! That Hurt!

Non Swearing: AAgh Fudge Crackers! That Hurt
by Roblo2012 November 5, 2012
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wolf crackers

Dried flakes of shit left on a penis after anal sex.
I woke up this morning to a nice pile of reddish amber wolf crackers on my sheets after a nice night of anal pounding.
by The biggest Steve September 23, 2017
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crackersaurus

a large, muscular white male/a huge redneck/the result of steroids and generations of inbreeding.
Yo look at dat Crackersaurus driving around in that Ford F-150.
by Steve Kammerer May 6, 2006
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crackerims

When a caucasian foolishly adds pimped up rims to an otherwise caucasian-y vehicle.
Did you see that Bob put spinners on his new Volvo? That fool's got crackerims.
by BJC bitches April 3, 2007
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