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cpr x misery

a tiktok song that is VERY EXPLICIT
CPR X MISERY BEST PART
Tight as a vi^^^n boy don’t get nervous (tight)
I’m here to serve you customer service (right)
I save d^^k by giving it CPR (I save d^^k by giving it CPR, YES)
Put my mouth on it like CPR (let’s make p^^^ and watch it on VCR)
by ichxco February 11, 2022
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cpr songs

songs you can do cpr to. some include:two trucks misery cpr girls just wanna have fun stayin alive imperial march
timmy:*passes out*
jimmy:*puts on two trucks*
timmy:*resurrects* wtf

jimmy:that's one of our cpr songs
timmy:oh yea
by raybeez April 22, 2022
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CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection

Acronym for: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”
by Jontssss July 17, 2025
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penis cpr

Regular CPR skills transferred to revive an erectile dysfunction. In the event the situation would occur, the woman gives 2 deepthroats and 30 strokes. If this doesnt work you should probably consult a doctor and get a viagra subscription.
Just when I was about to get down with this hottie, I got a floppy disc! Thankfully she was able to perform penis CPR.
by bmajestic June 24, 2014
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Nintendo CPR

verb. - the act of furiously blowing into a NES, SNES or N64 console or game cartridge in an effort remove dust and make the game start properly. Can also be abreviated as NCPR (Nintendo CardioPulmonary Resuscitation).
Dude 1: "Oh no! Super Smash Bros. doesn't work any more!"
Dude 2: "Don't worry - you can save it. Just give it some Nintendo CPR."
by HidenHero June 17, 2007
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baby bird cpr

The act of using ones thumb to press on the anal cavity in repititions of 15 to 1. Press the brown star 15 times and then blow on it once creating a sound simular to blowing on the top of a empty soda bottle.
Jamie's butt looks tense she could use some Baby Bird CPR.

Honey while you are tossing my salad can i get some BBCPR
by droby1242 March 8, 2013
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Stomach CPR

An effective method for the revival of persons rendered semi/unconscious by excessive consumption of carbonated alcoholic beverages such as beer; Performed by swift, repeated compressions to their bloated abdomen; It is often followed immediately by profuse vomiting and feelings of betrayal.
The only way to get that drunk fuck off my couch was a viscous round of stomach CPR. He puked all over himself and hasn't come back since.
by Eric Yeah January 18, 2008
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