counting worms

Being buried underground, occasionally with worms around you.

*Played "Railroad Wrath" in "Cuphead" and died trying to fight the Blind Specter in Phase 1*
Blind Specter: I can... see... into the future. You... will be... counting worms.

by averagec15 November 25, 2017

19 kids and counting

an abnormal family who is a weird religion and wears ridiculous clothing and is about to have a 20th kid. all their names start with j which just makes it all the more confusing

19 kids and counting is a show for lazy losers.

by supercutekid November 19, 2011

card counting

a life skill every good gambler should learn

card counting is how to beat those bastards at the casino who try to screw over the gamblers

by Just Sayin' May 30, 2006

Cousing

Misspelling of Cousin.

My cousing looks like a dog.

by poetickatty April 12, 2009

Counting Tweets

A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.

Greg: What'd you do last night?

Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.

Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?

Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.

by sweet_melissa79 March 16, 2013

countingcaskets

a sexy black man who leaks playboi carti

mf 1: do you know countingcaskets

mf 2: yeah he likes penis

kobe: got room for one more?

by Teddy Kaczynski October 26, 2022

weird counting relationship

When you and bae or a friend keep track of how much you owe one another, down to the penny, no matter how long you've known eachother

Person 1: What's taking those two so long to pay?
Person 2: I think they have a weird counting relationship.

by irok720 May 3, 2016