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Hot Cousin Season

An alternative to cuffing season for those who couldn’t find anyone. Facing the holiday season alone becomes grim reality, and as desperation sets in family events become potential dating scenes
Forget cuffing season, I’m getting ready for Hot Cousin Season
by Blackjack Archer November 23, 2022
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super-cousins

The offspring of siblings who marry siblings, who are doubly-related cousins. For example, if there are two brothers, Joe Smith and John Smith, and two sisters, Jane Doe and Jenny Doe, and Joe marries Jane, and John marries Jenny, their children will be super-cousins and twice as related as normal cousins, sharing likeness and many characteristics more so than normal cousins.
"Jim and Jack are cousins, but they look and act exactly alike!"

"That's because they're super-cousins."
by Joe Pareto April 19, 2008
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Weener Cousin

Two men who have had sex with the same woman. A pact usually sealed by the locking of the the two men's pinky fingers.
Dude, you're dating my ex-girlfriend? We're totally weener cousins!
by JohnDorian9 February 4, 2010
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Canadian Cousins

People who have slept with the same person
Hey did you hear that Cory and Mike are Canadian Cousins?
No way!
Yeah, that girl Laura has made a lot of guys Canadian Cousins.
by db420eh July 31, 2010
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Newfane Cousin

Newfane is a small town in Niagara County, New York, and the citizens of this fine town have a habit of referring to family friends/acquaintances/neighbors as their "cousins", "aunts", or "uncles"; when no blood or marital relation exists.
Someone: "My cousin/aunt/uncle is coming into town this weekend and we're having a party."

Me: "Is it your real cousin/aunt/uncle, or is it a Newfane cousin/aunt/uncle? "
by Your (Newfane) Mom November 3, 2011
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rich cousins

Elitist money loving cousins that were fed with a gold spoon and will never admit they are wrong (even though they often are), always act like they have better places to be (with their rich friends), show up late (with a bucket of chicken as an excuse) and leave early (using their children as an excuse) for family events, act like they are better than you (and hope that one day you will act like them. Hope), expect you to drop what you are doing to accommodate them, think that you are jealous of them, hire a nanny to raise their kids (even though they dont need jobs), have mastered the art of “re-gifting” (like giving a cheese knife to someone who does not eat cheese), will never understand the middle or lower class, (or why they aren’t just rich like them) they have erred from the faith and pierced themselves through with many sorrows, and never have or ever will have to worry about money because they went to expensive schools and became money hungry lawyers that would rather spend all of their energy verbally bashing their family members than call to say hello.
Alisha and Nena are our "rich cousins," dont worry about what they have to say.

Id rather be a bum under a bridge than a rich cousin.
by Phillip Harvey April 14, 2008
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Dick Cousins

Any male individuals who have had sexual relations with the same orifice of another individual
Some famous dick cousins are Billy-Bob Thorton and Brad Pitt, Sean Combs and Marc Anthony, Russell Crowe and Cynthia Mort
by Solesurvivor October 28, 2010
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