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cottageing

British slang for the Homosexual Pursuit of procuring a sexual partner in a public toilet, the term comes from the architectural appearance of public toilets. A carrier bag is commonly used to disguise the feet of the recipient
of oral gratifacation giving the appearance to the casual observer of a bag containing a pair of size 9 cat boots placed by the inside of the cubicle door.

See Also: Glory Hole
Nigel was tired on Monday he and Colin had a tough Sunday Cottageing around the Lake District public lavatories
by Ralfy Boy January 27, 2006
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Coozay

An exclamation demonstrating a general feeling of excitement or agreement; Usually appropriate in lucid and euphoric states. While intoxication is generally sufficient, it is not requisite.
Q. Pete thinks we should go to Atlantic City this weekend. What do you guys think?

A. "COOZAY!"
by Grubey-Tuesday September 19, 2011
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cottage cheesed

by Jadsnyc June 17, 2018
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cottagewhore

Someone who dresses with the cottagecore aesthetic but with some added spice. The girly has the usual interests of flowy skirts, anything feminine, frogs, picnics, flowers the usual cottagecore aesthetic but they a freak, they a baddie. Basically runaway princess but slutty.
Jessica: “Did you see what Emily knitted last night?”

Ashley: “Yeah, she’s such a cottagewhore!”

(Credit to my mom for making this term lmao)
by she_a_freak_she_a_baddie June 21, 2023
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gumnut cottage

gumnut cottage is a person who is not the smartest an kinda small brain.they go to a school caled "gumnut cottage"were they do work but for less smart people like they are in 7th grade for example but they acted like childish and learn easier stuff then they would be 7th grade but learn way easier stuff like how to rite a proper sentence.(*_*)
"jeez are you in the gumnut cottage"
by its your boy skinny penis December 4, 2019
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Sausage Cottage

Ash: Hey man, did you bone Carol last night?
Ross: No, but she showed me her Sausage Cottage.
by DigzDigzDigz May 21, 2020
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Clipcloppers and Cottas

Monsters that sometimes appear as disembodied hands or hands that look look like they were cut off of someones arm.

Their favorite activity is to hide under a kids bed, then just as the kid is ready to drift off to sleep they sneak up under the bed covers and grab the kid by the foot. If the kid is not completely scared they will try dragging him out of bed. On other occasions they become invisible and pull the sheets off the kid when they are awake. This makes the shhets look like they are moving on their own.
it's the 1950's and little Johnnie screams out in the night.

Johnnies mom: What's the matter dear?"

Johnnie; The Clipcloppers and Cottas are grabbing my feet"

Johnnies mom; " Don't say that ever again or the police will come and lock you up in the lunatic Asylum for the rest of your life."
by OneWhoKnowsBetter January 1, 2013
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