Coronavirgin

Someone who has not yet been exposed to or contracted the novel coronavirus or COVID-19.

Person 1: “Have you ever had coronavirus before?”

Person 2: “No I’ve never had coronavirus before.”

Person 1: “You're still a coronavirgin.”

by Howisthisnotawordyet February 12, 2021

Coronavirus disease (COVID-19)

infects mostly everyone around kills old people and to protect yourself from getting it you should buy some hand sanitizer

Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) is deadly

by dumest kid ever March 12, 2020

Coronavirus

That which separates us superior beings from the "normal" insignificant obedient conformist social climbing worthless generic invisible simpletons that unwittingly benefited from the medical advancements of society and managed to evade natural selection and became an unnecessary burden to the world. One by one like the cooperative docile sheep they are they will be identified and exterminated by the great Bill Gates father of population control along with the undesirables and harsh realities of society.

Gotta stay home and fap to internet porn as I do my part in social distancing, good thing I stocked up on the toilet paper. I keep my mask on because the television told me to whilst omitting the CO2

and bacteria building up in my mouth and lungs with limited oxygen keeping my brain chemically stunted and docile enough to take orders from my TV. Good thing my education was dumbed down so that I can be retarded enough to comply unburdened by intellectual critical thinking, the Coronavirus is not a joke y'all...

by Snyobisto May 23, 2020

ACV (After Coronavirus)

The acronym for the time after COVID-19 spread around the world.

Everyone carries rubber gloves and hand sanitizer everywhere with them ACV (After Coronavirus).

by gdmitchy March 21, 2020

coronavirus

The virus that ruined every single party on earth in 2020, especially the roaring 20s party.

Lucky coronavirus will be somewhat over in 2021 and we can all enjoy our lives afterwards

by the_fruitarian April 10, 2021

coronavirus

america’s torture chamber to make us stay inside with our hella annoying family. and gives people the excuse to buy 200 rolls of toilet paper at once.

i hope this coronavirus crap is almost over... i need to get out of the house

by omw.to.your.dads.house April 11, 2020

Coronavirus

Respiratory virus originating in Wuhan, China, because Chinese people eat everything that lives so it is not a surprise that cross-species contamination occurred. Also the Chinese Government is covering up how bad it is.

Virgin: "Oh my God! Coronavirus! We're gonna die!"
Chad: "Le Monke will eradicate China, don't worry"

by Sanjopla February 1, 2020