A person that has enjoyed quarantine so much, that they intend to stay solitary through choice after the event has passed.
Jesus, I never realised just what a bunch of assholes I used to spend my time with pre-covid, fuck that shit, I’m gonna become a coronaloner when this is all over.
by cheffykins March 31, 2020
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The Spring of 2020 when life changed .Folks were stuck inside their homes. Schools and daycares closed for record breaking amount of days. Salons and department stores closed shop. It would seem almost a vacation for some. Trump gave some much and gave even more nothing.
Restaurants closed and Wal-Mart and loses, 2 of the few left open had announcements that sounded like the Umbrella Corp took over. A errie fog came over the land. KevinDeSkat Eatter made bank on replacing the ever so scarce T.P. He built his Skattrap Trailor home mansion with the proceeds. He found out that there are a few, now listin carefully, now. There were now men willing to pay him to replace their TP, with his slick skill of offering a clean LICK OF your whole shitty asscrack. Yes folks whole turds included. YES indeed this was a breakthrough for a low life nut sack sucker from the Montery Hills Area. He could now afford carpet for his VAN Aka mobile Shit eatting business. Kevin DeShitEatter is now a very rich man, Rich on what you say .......
Why Peanuts and Corn of course. And that about sums up the coronalypse of 2020.
Restaurants closed and Wal-Mart and loses, 2 of the few left open had announcements that sounded like the Umbrella Corp took over. A errie fog came over the land. KevinDeSkat Eatter made bank on replacing the ever so scarce T.P. He built his Skattrap Trailor home mansion with the proceeds. He found out that there are a few, now listin carefully, now. There were now men willing to pay him to replace their TP, with his slick skill of offering a clean LICK OF your whole shitty asscrack. Yes folks whole turds included. YES indeed this was a breakthrough for a low life nut sack sucker from the Montery Hills Area. He could now afford carpet for his VAN Aka mobile Shit eatting business. Kevin DeShitEatter is now a very rich man, Rich on what you say .......
Why Peanuts and Corn of course. And that about sums up the coronalypse of 2020.
How has the Coronalypse affected your community, ours ran oit of tp,and had to shot in this guy's mouth.
I called KevinDeShitEatters company when we ran out of toilet paper. THEY SAVED OUR SEPTIC TANK.
I called KevinDeShitEatters company when we ran out of toilet paper. THEY SAVED OUR SEPTIC TANK.
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