Ticketmaster Convenience Charge

the money you give to someone (e.g., Ticketmaster), which they use to clean you up after they rape you in the ass.

The tickets were only $25, but I had to give them another $20 for something called a "Ticketmaster Convenience Charge."

by mind the gap October 14, 2011

Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue

Efficient Cordless Cleaning: Powered by the latest motor technology the Rapid Clean makes cleaning convenient and thorough
40 Minutes Long Lasting Runtime: Up to 40 min of fade-free runtime. Easily switch to MAX power on fingertip controls to increase suction for better cleaning on carpet and rugs
Easy Rest Feature: Need to take a break? The specially designed Easy Rest nook allows you to safely prop the vacuum up on countertops and furniture
Under Furniture Reach: We moved the dust cup to the front so you can lay the vacuum completely flat to reach under beds and furniture with ease
LED Headlights: Bright beams light the way so you can see dust and debris that might otherwise have been missed and make cleaning under furniture much easier

Oh man, I can't wait to get home and use my Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue to clean my dog's shit.

by SuperSamboy May 29, 2020

covenient

avoiding work or unpleasant obligation by citing covid policy or concern.

Julie opted out of Blue's Christmas dinner Friday night, and coveniently stayed home.

by MikeFigurski January 7, 2022

convenient cute

A person who you would only hook up with if that person were to instantaneously appear in your bed while you were horny and conveniently disappear as soon as you got off.

Person A: Do you think Nick is cute?
Person B: Well, he's convenient cute.

by DrewL May 14, 2008

convenience father

A man who is only a father when it is convenient for him to be, for example, when he wants to look like a good dad to impress someone. -BJH

Oh look, there goes Eric being a convenience father again since he has a new girlfriend.

by BrookieJay February 9, 2014

lady of convenience

A woman that is taken to events, paraded around as a girlfriend, and screwed when the male needs it. She is convenient until something better comes along and the male is not committed. She is similar to a escort.

*John- Hey, is that your new woman? She's do-able!

Mike- Yeah, my folks really like her and she's tons of fun. Let's see what Carolyn is doing.
John-Damn! When your done with your lady of Convenience , I want a turn. I need a chick to show off do the guys don't know I'm hitting on their women. Plus, my parents are really in my case about picking just one steady woman.

Mike- I have an office party at the end of the month I forgot to tell her about. I hope she goes. Are you going? Carolyn just got promoted and her boyfriend dumped her. She could use the support. Hey! Carolyn!

by Dakotah Sky February 8, 2015

mother of convenient god

-instead of saying mother of god, its a more powerful way of saying it
-when something is amazing
-frustration

Lisa: I wanna lose my virginity with you
Thomas: Holy mother of convenient God!

Lisa: I still dont get it...
Thomas: Mother of convenient God...

by Nicole February 16, 2004