cornholed

A redneck term for anal sex.

Let's take the gimp out back and cornhole him.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

iowa cornhole

A sexual act. The male attaches multiple kernels of corn to a string then repeatedly shoves them up the asshole of the female. Afterwards they make popcorn with the kernels.

Guy 1: Hey man saw you with that girl last night, how'd it go?

Guy 2: Great I gave her an Iowa cornhole!!

Guy 1: Awww that's awesome, you lucky bastard

Guy 2: Yeah... want some popcorn?

by Markus TP May 25, 2009

Cornholery

Where or when lots of corn holing takes place, in the literal or metaphoric sense.

The gay porno 4 Cocks, 1 Butthole is a visual example of literal rampant cornholery.

Joe was caught speeding and fined $500 by the judge. Joe is the victim of judicial cornholery.

by Lord Cornholis, M.P. January 23, 2011

eat my cornhole

another term for kiss my ass

"If you don't like me, eat my cornhole."

by Chris Crocker May 11, 2008

cornholio

The alter ego of Beavis from the Beavis and Butthead show, and MTV Classic from the early 90s.

I am the great cornholio! I need tee-pee for my bunghole!

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

cornhole cooker

one who cooks the cornhole, a.k.a. heats up the ring of calamari on your asshole

that gay dude is a total cornhole cooker

by Paul Howarth January 26, 2009

crack your cornhole

to fart; to emit flatulence

Yo man! Did you just crack your cornhole?

by James Cox September 24, 2006