fart on your cornflakes

Synonymous to raining on your parade.

Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.

Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.

by m.c. phatback November 30, 2009

coonflakes

like woggabix , cornflakes for black people

john: what you having for breakfast today then?
martin luether king: i'm having coonflakes today.

by crazy_gigantor January 12, 2008

cornflake blast

A bowel movement that resembles dumping a large portion of cornflake type cereal into the toilet.

After drinking all night and eating Taco Bell, Ernie left an enormous cornflake blast in the toilet.

by Ernie November 25, 2003

Stepping in cornflakes

(v) The act of ruining something, and or defying someone.

Derived from pat the baker posing as billy's father.

Andy: Mom just cut off the internet!
Rikky: Dude, she's stepping in cornflakes!!!

by crp930 August 4, 2009

Cornflaking

When person "A" scrapes their anal crust off and spoons it into person "B"'s mouth with their penis.

In this way, the penis becomes the spoon, the anal crust becomes the cornflakes and the mouth becomes the bowl.

I'ma cornflake you! Close your eye and open your mouth.

Oh, I'm gunna give him a cornflaking tonight!

by Dangen December 30, 2008

cornflake conservative

Conservative, usually from the midwest, who has no taste whatsoever for the exotic and clings to tradition like a dog to a bone.

The cornflake conservative beat his wife when he learnt that she bought fruit loops.

by voteswinger February 28, 2005

Cornflake

Cornflake (n) : a Conservative that postures as crunchy and delicious, but becomes a soggy mess when immersed in reality.

My cornflake cousin that won't stop posting MAGA memes just flushed his razor blade while screeching like a pterodactyl.

by Doyu January 18, 2019