Mongolian Corkscrew

To cut off the circulation to the head of your erect penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and start rotating them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then you masturbate so when you cum it causes your balls to burst.

Yeah my friend Timmy lost his balls to a Mongolian Corkscrew.

by DrPepper0202 February 22, 2023

Mongolian Corkscrew

To cut of circulation to the head of your penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and twist and spin them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then masturbate as fast as possible so when you cum your balls burst.

My friend Timmy sadly lost his balls to a Mongolian Corkscrew

by DrPepper0202 February 23, 2023

corkscrew

(n.): A male penis which spirals along its length. Occasionally referred to as "Mister Twister".

(v.): The act of inserting a cork into an orifice usually reserved for one's penis. Often a measure of desperation when afflicted with limp dick See also bung.

(n.): girlfriend, this guy's unit was so curvy it looked like a curling ribbon on a birthday present!

(v.) Sometimes when Bob can't get it up I have to give myself a corkscrew.

by Phishn February 6, 2005

Corkscrew Wally

A sexual position in which a man takes his nose into a woman's anus and spins it in a clockwise direction

Last night I gave jennete a corkscrew Wally

by The corkscrewer December 26, 2013

Ukrainian Corkscrew

A sexual act involving chalk, a ceiling fan and a Ukrainian gymnast.

Alex - "Bro, I think my dick broke last night when Yulia gave me a Ukrainian Corkscrew"
Bro - "Did you use any lube?"
Alex- "Does chalk count?"

by Another Ukrainian July 13, 2015

compton corkscrew

while having sex with a female in the doggy-style position, the act of slowly lubricating the asshole with either saliva or a sexual lubricant such as K-Y Jelly, then very aggressively inserting a wine or champagne cork into the asshole without her suspecting or welcoming it

you: yeah, baby, you like how i massage your ass? feels good,
huh?

(BAM!)

her: what the fuck was that? why did you do that?

you: i did it cuz i'm gangsta like that, biatch! you just got the compton corkscrew!

by archie_v October 1, 2007

The Corkscrew

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse with a chick from behind and slowly turning her in continuous 360 degree circles around your penis, all while thrusting, and a friend is assisting by supporting her head as she turns.

Man, I was totally giving this chick the Corkscrew, and it was pretty fly till my buddy dropped her on her head and she got a concussion. My dick felt like a bottle of wine.

by Blaker2o January 11, 2009