Corkscrew Cow

A sex position which requires a horizontal tire swing and a very long dick.

Did you have a good time last night?

Yeah we did the corkscrew cow!

by akagipanda February 18, 2022

Vietnamese Corkscrew

The sexual act in which a man will take a shit on the other person's stomach, and then lay down on said person and spin rapidly while ejaculating furiously.

"Bro I pulled a Vietnamese Corkscrew on this bitch I fucked last night, it was kinky as shit!

by Ur Mum Got Hit By A Semi Truck September 29, 2019

Mongolian Corkscrew

To cut of circulation to the head of your penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and twist and spin them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then masturbate as fast as possible so when you cum your balls burst.

My friend Timmy sadly lost his balls to a Mongolian Corkscrew

by DrPepper0202 February 23, 2023

Ukrainian Corkscrew

A sexual act involving chalk, a ceiling fan and a Ukrainian gymnast.

Alex - "Bro, I think my dick broke last night when Yulia gave me a Ukrainian Corkscrew"
Bro - "Did you use any lube?"
Alex- "Does chalk count?"

by Another Ukrainian July 13, 2015

Corkscrew Wally

A sexual position in which a man takes his nose into a woman's anus and spins it in a clockwise direction

Last night I gave jennete a corkscrew Wally

by The corkscrewer December 26, 2013

compton corkscrew

while having sex with a female in the doggy-style position, the act of slowly lubricating the asshole with either saliva or a sexual lubricant such as K-Y Jelly, then very aggressively inserting a wine or champagne cork into the asshole without her suspecting or welcoming it

you: yeah, baby, you like how i massage your ass? feels good,
huh?

(BAM!)

her: what the fuck was that? why did you do that?

you: i did it cuz i'm gangsta like that, biatch! you just got the compton corkscrew!

by archie_v October 1, 2007

korean corkscrew

A Korean Corkscrew is a mating ritual between a North Korean male stripper and an innocent South Korean school girl. They lay flat on their backs, join together at the hip, do bycicle kicks until the legs intertwine in a sort of scissor position, then bend sideways making the corkscrew.

Hey Johnny, I was thinking about your broad shoulders while I was looking in a dirty magazine called "Whore Potatoes"." I saw a new sexy time position called the Korean Corkscrew that we should try;)

by Handsy with Manny October 24, 2017