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Jarhead Copper

An old ex-marine, ex-cop posing as a sales manager of a car dealership, that gives cars away to military and police personnel, cock-blocking his staff members from making a sales commission.
Hi my name is Steve and I'm an old Jarhead Copper myself! And no one in town will give you a lower price than me! Tell all your military or police friends to come here! I will not make a dime on a fellow jarhead/copper!!!
by RoseyPoser November 19, 2010
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Knob Conkers

Yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional Conkers game but with knob. Knob Conkers.
Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand.
Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins.
A refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.
Carl: "..... I'm telling you, my wife's tits are far better than your Julie's plastic ones".
Wayne: "Bloody are not!"
Carl: "only 1 way to sort this out for good...I challenge you to Knob Conkers!"
by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013
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mask cocker

A person who doesn’t cover up their nose when they wear a face mask and leaves their nose hanging out. This defeats the purpose of wearing a mask.
Hey bro, quit being a mask cocker and cover up your nose!
by Frisco Bella May 28, 2020
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Reginald Copperbottom

The hottest fictional man to ever exist, he can bang me any time, he looks so sexy with his mustache, and he has an awesome airship
by Waddleclaws November 15, 2022
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Conker: Live and Reloaded

The upcoming title by Rareware. The creators from Banjo-Kazooie, Donkey Kong 64 and Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Conker: Live and Reloaded the remake of Conker's Bad Fur Day from the Nintendo 64. With re-vamped graphics, sounds, music, AI, and of course Xbox Live Gameplay. Exclusively to the Microsoft Xbox
Jim: "Want to go play Solitaire?"
Bob: "Hell no! I'd rather go play Conker: Live and Reloaded on Xbox Live!"
by Ryu Hayabusa July 3, 2004
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Cockermouth

1)A town in cumbria it sucks ass mostly but i like it.
2)put a cock in a mouth
lets go to cockermouth cos i like it
by Spongey bob October 2, 2006
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Cockeroni

An other subltil way to say the word Cock, but with a lot more swag and referring to a huge pepperoni.
Do you want to eat my Cockeroni?
by Jigglycockeroni June 27, 2014
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