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cooncat

A large rodent the size of a raccoon but the speed and agility of a cat
As Bill and Ted were driving down the road a cooncat ran out in front of them.
by Double Tapp February 19, 2019
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Coolmathgames

The website that got you through school even though it's not related to math at all.
P1:Bro school is killing me.

P2:Wanna play some Coolmathgames.

P1:Sure.
by The impostor September 22, 2020
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coolmathgames day

On December 30th we all play cool maths games one last time before it shuts down for forever on January 1st 2021
Coolmathgames day will commemorate the death of cool maths games...

RIP cool maths games.com
by Poopy bumhole December 4, 2020
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coolmathgames.com

Coolmathgames.com is a website created in 1997 that hosts some of the most entertaining flash web browser games that you'd find yourself playing even while not at school. The games really have nothing to do with math at all, it has all the popular game titles that you'd find on other flash game websites. Its ingenious URL has managed to slip through most school's website filters for over 22 years, deceiving gullible teachers alike.

Some cool facts about coolmathgames:

1) The website is older than most of its users
2) In an article published by Popular Mechanics, Coolmathgames was listed as one of the 50 most important websites
3) They originally had a slogan, which was "where logic & thinking meets fun & games". It's a very clever slogan as it's technically true (ALL games require logic and thinking).
4) During the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, Coolmathgames saw a drastic increase in popularity
When the teacher left for a quick pp break, all the third graders in the computer lab starting playing games on coolmathgames.com
by Obv troll is obvious December 14, 2020
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cephalorectal colocation

A condition where the person can't determine reality due to having their cranium inside their rectum.
The Far Right suffers from cephalorectal colocation.
by trolleyman October 19, 2013
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Cool Cat

A) A cool person. Someone who's funny, cool and entertaining; a chill person.

B) A label invented by a girl named Cat

The home for the people who don't fit in.

Most commonly seen wearing combat boots and bandanas (but not always), these people are some of the most artistic, creative people you will ever meet. Sometimes they're a bit crazy.

They each have nicknames for each other. In the original Cool Cats, the creator (Cat)'s nickname was "Mama", as in being the mother of the Cool Cats. Her boyfriends name was Taint because she swears she's going to marry Tait Langdon ("Taint") from American Horror Story (the character, not to be confused with Evan Petters). Her friend who dresses more provacativly is called "Slutty" but not in a harmful way.

These people aren't afraid to stand up for their true friends.

A few rules on being a "Cool Cat" (the only rules, really) is that you must love combat boots and the post-punk rock/alternative band, My Chemical Romance.

These people have no desire to be popular and they usually hang out whenever they can.

**NOTE- Cool Cats have their own unique personalities, but most of them are on the darker side. There have been a few known happy, upbeat more preppy Cool Cats, but they are not entirely one label.

Preps usually dislike the Cool Cats.

Cool Cats are known to be a bit weird.
a) You know Leo? Yeah he's real chill. He's one cool cat.

b) Preps usually dislike the Cool Cats.

Cool Cats are known to be a bit weird.

Prep: Oh god. Here comes the Cool Cats.

Cool Cat: HOLY CRAP. Go away.

Prep: Looks like the Adams Family had another cousin it.
by Weirdo asdfghjkl March 6, 2013
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coolatta

you fuck a girl in the ass until you're about to cum and then she puts ice in her mouth and sucks you off
we gonna do the coolatta tonight.
by man davidson May 2, 2010
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