A mythological creature that has no other purpose in life then to stalk around on social media and other places in order to correct the slightest grammatical errors.
Dude Jake was taking to me in the woods the other day and... RENE THE CORRECTOR APPEARED . He said Jake had terrible vocabulary, then he raped Jake.
by Crowley_95 June 8, 2018
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ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."
ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."
ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?
by Contractor Craig November 5, 2008
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Hey, did you hear Carl gave Shannon a Cambodian Boa Constrictor after he got back from his business trip?
by D_Stroker July 21, 2014
Get the cambodian boa constrictor mug.This is for the ladies. Tell your parter you are not on Birth Control so he must pull out, but you really are on BC. Then till him you only do it missionary. Right as he's about to pull out wrap your legs around him and say something fucked up like " I want you to be my baby's daddy"
Guy: Oh baby Ima pull out......take your legs off me.
Girl: BE MY BABY'S DADDY
Guy: Dude, had a pregnancy scare. she said she wasn't on BC and wrapped her legs around me like a Boa Constrictor as I was about to cum.
Girl: BE MY BABY'S DADDY
Guy: Dude, had a pregnancy scare. she said she wasn't on BC and wrapped her legs around me like a Boa Constrictor as I was about to cum.
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by Matthew Lane July 9, 2006
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Typically an extremely lucky close friend who is brought in "under the table" to fuck the brains out of the women you can't due to company sexual harassment policies or the fact that they are close friends or relatives of your chic. Respectable Pussy Sub-Contractors typically submit proof of job progress and completion through forwarded text messages, cell phone pics, and videos complete with hot cum shots for your "2 in the AM when your girl is asleep cock strokin' pleasure." He's not in it for the money, he's in it for the love of the art.
Typically an extremely lucky close friend who is brought in "under the table" to fuck the brains out of the women you can't due to company sexual harassment policies or the fact that they are close friends or relatives of your chic. Respectable Pussy Sub-Contractors typically submit proof of job progress and completion through forwarded text messages, cell phone pics, and videos complete with hot cum shots for your "2 in the AM when your girl is asleep cock strokin' pleasure." He's not in it for the money, he's in it for the love of the art.
Carl: Hey Jeff I need you to savagely ass fuck this bitch in Human Resources at my job for me so I don't get sued doin' it myself.
Jeff: Cool man. I actually need you to cock choke my wife's mom to the point she burps cum bubbles and get it on video. I'll be your Pussy Sub-Contractor if you'll be my Pussy Sub-Contractor.
Jeff: Cool man. I actually need you to cock choke my wife's mom to the point she burps cum bubbles and get it on video. I'll be your Pussy Sub-Contractor if you'll be my Pussy Sub-Contractor.
by Handpicked diCK diGGler March 24, 2009
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Mike: I hear Johnnie and Kate are getting married.
Sam: Hmm… I wonder how that’s going to go over… Kate is a serious contractophobe.
Sam: Hmm… I wonder how that’s going to go over… Kate is a serious contractophobe.
by freckleface3000 May 13, 2009
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