UN CONTO

Un Conto (Un Con Todo)
Is a dominican slang phrase technically meaning something with everything on it or in it. And when used in this manner it means slapping someone. Usually a backhanded slap. (with all ur strength)

" Mira maldito loko si no para de joder, te voy a dar un conto!"

by DominicanMexican Ma March 6, 2009

contour

The outline of a figure or body; the edge or line that defines or bounds a shape or object.

An artwork about shapes, the black or any other color around the shape is the contour.

by EsEm September 24, 2007

contorquelate

to have hatered for a person beyond and above comprehension of the human mind.

I just contorquelate that fucking bitch!

by Andrew P. Roque February 25, 2004

Aram Contor

A monke who can box, he will probably kill you if you are not careful... so be careful.

Logan and Hector: Lol they say that Aram Contor is a fighter but that monke can't fight, you hear that bozo? wait....WAIT....WAITTT!!!!!

by B1rdyi May 16, 2022

contour soda

an attempt at hiding the name of the soft drink you are selling by not using its name... Instead using the fact that the bottle has a readily recognizable "contour" shape to it...

concert goer #1 ...contour soda?

concert goer #2 ...it looks like a fucking coke to me

concert goer #1 I know, but 4 bucks for a 20 ounce coke?

concert goer #2 Quit crying... give me 6 dollars I want to get a hotdog too

by SkyDiver Bizzle July 13, 2006

Contor

In the language of Diesle a video game controller.

Are you sure? I'll hook you in a contor!

by StaceyakaPlop September 29, 2006

Contouring

The act of physically estimating a mans erect penis through his pants while on the dance floor with the explicit intention of estimating its size.

Based on my contouring last night he’s at least 8 inches and circumcised.

I contoured so hard last night.

by tinytrex July 20, 2018