cottage cheese dick

(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.

after Mike railed the whore, he fell asleep, and woke up with cottage cheese dick

by Kevinhd86 August 6, 2006

Contagious Magic

A form of sympathetic magic based on the view that things once conjoined continue to influence each other when separated; thus magic performed on a lock of hair may affect the person from whom it came.

Contagious Magic is magic that attempts to affect a person through something once connected with him or her, as a shirt once worn by the person or a footprint left in the sand; a branch of sympathetic magic based on the belief that things once in contact are in some way permanently so, however separated physically they may subsequently become.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

cottage cheese ass

When craters can be seen in a girls booty from it being too fat.

My mom has the nastiest cottage cheese ass.

by drew/ryan August 27, 2005

Coneage

The act of being obliterated and completly destroyed by a traffic cone

(Invented during a game of halo 3 when a traffic cone blasted by a grenade smaked a guys head off)

dude did you see that it was absolut coneage

by cob cob April 1, 2009

Cottage Grove, MN

A surburban town that is EXTREMELY boring unless you know the right people. It is a farming community also, and the High School has a very high pregnancy rate. Most kids end up doing drugs in middle school because they are so bored but stop once they get a car.

Person 1: I'm so excited to go to Mexico for spring break!

Person 2: FML, I have to stay in Cottage Grove, MN.

Person 3: Wanna go get high at Kingston?

Person 2: Why the fuck not? Let's go.

by stifler'smom April 1, 2010

Contagious Yawn

The result of millions of years of evolution. Originally used by cave men to signal it was time to rest.

Man Amber, your yawn was contagious...I too am tired.

by Trevor May 10, 2004

Weekend at the cottage

Homosexual sex act. One man fills another man's anal cavity with cottage cheese and the has anal sex with him to completion. Afterwards the mixture of blood, cum, shit, and cottage cheese is scooped into a bowl and eaten by one or both participants.

Clayton wanted to do something nice for Matt, so he treated him to a weekend at the cottage.

by mitch71h November 20, 2014