Constimplating

The act of thought processing while constipated and using the toilet.

Guy 1: Hold on man, Ill be right back, i gotta let out a big one

Guy 2: Alright ill wait

"Goes to washroom and comes back 10 minutes later"

Guy 1: DUDE I JUST THOUGHT OF THE COOLEST WORD!!

Guy 2: Must of been doing some mad Constimplating

Guy 1: Dammit you already got it >.<!

by Spencer Rapson March 2, 2008

Constantaneously

To do something nonstop for an extremely elongated period of time.

I'm so obsessed with Myspace! I'm on there constantaneously.

by kinglax October 18, 2008

Hubert's Constant

The length from the foot of a bar stool to the nearest support. Has an effect on how far the stool's leg can be inserted into somebody's ass. Part of an equation explaining how many gay men a bar stool can support whilst upside-down. This number is derived from the depth of a man's ass named "Hubert". This number is approximately "2.167 feet", "0.660502 meters", or "26.004 inches."

Can all four of us sit on that stool? Let's see if it meets Hubert's Constant.

by Inevitibility June 6, 2015

Constance

The best friend you could have. She is honest, loyal, and always positive. She is super smart and aces all her tests. She has good advice, and she's beautiful inside and out.

I'm so glad Constance is in my life

by Vic loves you December 14, 2010

Minecraft Universal constant

It is a number not comprehendible by anything or anyone in this or any other universe

i.e 10^10^10^1.3134

The Minecraft Universal constant is the largest number known to man

by FloatingFish2003 December 11, 2020

Constantinides

An artistically talented individual who whips out his/her thesis paper and quotes from it whenever possible.

I asked him about the weather and he totally Constantinides me for hours about how weather affects the tonality of an acoustic guitar.

by Mr_Nyx June 23, 2011

Constant guard fonts

An insanely long email chain sent accidentally to a ton of people at Digitas.

Can also be a picture of adorable dogs in business suits.

I'm totally getting fired because of these !&@^# constant guard fonts

by Yagoah May 12, 2011