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Blond Conspiracy

The blond conspiracy is a secret agreement that exists between white people. It's all about hiding the fact that they lose the blond color of their hair at a certain point in their life.
Person 0 : Them crackers are petty people dude i know about their plot. It's their best kept secret, they do not stay blond for their entire lifetime.
Person 1 : I know about this too, it's called the blond conspiracy.
by J.Dee. January 22, 2014
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vast right-wing conspiracy

Quote from Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY), describing the continuing backhanded behavior of right-wing groups to undermine left-wing or moderate advancements.
The efforts of the religious right against the moderate Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) during the 2000 primaries are part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

The impeachment of Clinton, the outcome of the Flordia recount, the California recall election, and redistricting in Texas all prove the existence of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

Fox News is the headquarters of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

When my conservative roommate eats all my Cheetos®, some people say it's just because he's rude, but I know it's part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.
by MCNevilleHaas December 6, 2003
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conspiratard

a person who believes in silly conspiracy theories, such as the moon landing hoax or a flat earth.
Only a conspiratard would think that Coca Cola purposely made New Coke suck for publicity.
by Jack Ape October 17, 2008
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Conspiracizing

Conspiracizing: Trevonics for when people are plotting against you in a manner much like and/or related to conspiracies, conspiring, conspiracies, or any act the close friends of his father plot on him during camping adventures, or simply conspiring against him.
Nick and Ed were conspiracizing against me to scare me with the fake Rattle Snake.

George Bush and Dick Chaney were {conspiracizing against us this whole time, those bastards!
by International Vagabond June 20, 2008
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Alcohol Conspiracy

The lie that was told about the origin of drinking alcohol. The truth: Alcohol was created by a cult of fatally unattractive women who were tired of being ignored.
Over 500 years ago, ugly women were ignored, just as they are today. They were, however, smart enough to concoct a drink with chemicals that caused men to think they were attractive...or in the least, not as ugly as they really were. Ever since then, the chemical has been effectively ruining the lives and reputations of good-tasted (straight) men everywhere. This is known as the Alcohol Conspiracy.
by Domonic February 1, 2009
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Consperience

Consperience: n; A company located in Windsor Ontario in which produces low budget movies that totally suck balls
The word means to experience a consperacy, to have a "consperacy experience; consperience"
Person: Hey, did you see that consperience movie?
Gangsta: No, the fuck is consperience?
by TheMooCow47 April 25, 2006
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consititution

The common name for the US Consititution. It used to define our rights and freedoms, but unfortnately was shat on by George W. Bush with the Partriot Act.
Thanks to 9/11, the Consititution doesn't exist anymore.
by alcid34 October 10, 2014
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