Conquistador's Helmet

Basting a taco with man juice and applying it to the head of an unsuspecting person, open end down.

"I had a rather trying shift at Taco Bell tonight. My coworker gave me a Conquistador's Helmet."

by Andrarky October 15, 2007

conquistador

What you yell at people of a different race then run away, especially when they take your normal sitting area and listen to very loud salsa music all the time.

Man 1: Yes!! The Conqustadors are gone
Man 2: Probably to combat the spanish armada

by ConquistadorsOuttaTheHallway April 29, 2005

conquistador

Some one who often beats the crap out of people who are of Russian decent.

Conquistador: Hey Dmitriy, Time to get pwned.

by Guy April 20, 2004

chocolate conquistador

Akin to a butt pirate, except land-based.

Do you know those guys Hernan and Francisco? Total chocolate conquistadors.

by Sandar August 18, 2008

conquistador

Gnarly, radical, amazing, genius

Did you see me hit that rail
Yeah that was super conquistador!

by LinguisticHeaven January 18, 2025

Little conquistador

When a spanish midget sticks his head in a big mouth vagina and explores the newly found territory.

I want a little boyfriend so i can he can do the little conquistador to me.

by Dr. Herman Von Veinerschnitzel May 31, 2013

reverse conquistador

A Hispanic guy who dates white girls.

"I heard that Paco proposed to Ashlee."
"Yeah, he's a reverse conquistador."

by Ánimo April 15, 2015