Joey reacted to the Goonies with this complaintliment: that was a great movie, despite how the lack of wood rot makes it completely unbelievable.
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Man 2: Wow! He just consplained that!
Man 2: Wow! He just consplained that!
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Consplaining (Con SPLAn ing) -Adjective
When someone with similar or less knowledge and qualifications on a topic tries to explain something YOU know more or just as much about. All without being asked too or while repeating something you've already said ,sometimes using more complicated terminology to seem superior in a group of others.
When someone with similar or less knowledge and qualifications on a topic tries to explain something YOU know more or just as much about. All without being asked too or while repeating something you've already said ,sometimes using more complicated terminology to seem superior in a group of others.
|Example 1|Gina: Martha was consplaining to the new hire how to use Microsoft excel...
Sam: But she doesn't even know how to use it??!!
|Example 2| Lee: I was talking to this girl I met about jojos bizarre adventure when this dude came up and started consplaining to her about Diamond is Unbreakable. She embraced the hell out of him when she started asking about speed wagon and he had no idea what she was talking about.
Sam: But she doesn't even know how to use it??!!
|Example 2| Lee: I was talking to this girl I met about jojos bizarre adventure when this dude came up and started consplaining to her about Diamond is Unbreakable. She embraced the hell out of him when she started asking about speed wagon and he had no idea what she was talking about.
by Cookiio September 2, 2019
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Matt: Where's Scott?
Bob: He didn't like the starter, so he decided to 'file a complaint'.
Matt: Where's Scott?
Bob: He didn't like the starter, so he decided to 'file a complaint'.
by Cr4k April 17, 2006
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Get the complainotron mug.While something may be terribly annoying, listening to someone complaining about that thing is always worse.
Alternatively: The only thing more annoying than (x) is someone who can't stop complaining about (x).
Alternatively: The only thing more annoying than (x) is someone who can't stop complaining about (x).
Andy: I hate this snow! I'd rather live in Iraq than in this terrible weather!
Bill: Shut up.
Andy: Why? You hate snow as much as I do!
Bill: Yeah, but listening to you whine is worse. Complainer's Paradox.
Andy: Oh, I'm sorry.
Bill: Shut up.
Andy: Why? You hate snow as much as I do!
Bill: Yeah, but listening to you whine is worse. Complainer's Paradox.
Andy: Oh, I'm sorry.
by narthuro March 20, 2011
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