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congee

An asian food; it's texture is of slimy and gooey origins (i.e jizz pudding); it is made during the soaking of rice in water for extended periods of time.
I went to the store to buy some congee.
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Congee

The dried up white crusty stuff you find in a girls underwear after arousal or "getting wet"
Damn, you need to go wash that congee out of your panties.... fucking reeks fierce!!
by Fartknocker 6million January 29, 2015
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Man Congee

Randall became so excited by Caitlin's nude clogging exhibition for his 40th birthday that he showered himself and his uncle's bouzouki in man congee.
by bc honey badger October 25, 2011
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Congee Cummies

An analogy for the first wad of the day
Congee Cummies - Hydrochoerus
by Hydrochoerus January 1, 2021
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Congee Cummies

The analogy for describing the first wad of the day
Congee Cummies - Hydrochoerus
by Hydrochoerus January 1, 2021
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congee

Properly made rice, just with more water
This congee not wet rice. Not use colander make congee...Hiiyaa!
by anonymous September 27, 2020
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Zi Cong

Zi Cong's originate from the depths of main land china who have migrated to other parts of the world. They normally don't grow over 3 foot 4 in height and normally shaped like a FIFA certified Adidas football ball that is used during the UCL final. Zi Cong's are great friends but can sometimes be meat riders. Talking about meat they are 90% body fat with very little to none muscles. They are normally one hit wonders when it comes to sport but damn that one hit be golden sometimes. Zi Cong's rarely get haircuts because they are always emo, they are introverts and hate socializing. Zi Cong's also have absolutely 0 drip completely 0 absolute dog shit. They wear the same thing even if its for a formal event. They can cause cancer sometimes but in general a Zi Cong is a great person to be around. Also their cum stinks oh and yea they are male and if not they are women with dicks also called "Ibrahim's".
Person 1: Yo Zi Cong wanna play Call Of Duty?

Zi Cong *Already in COD": To lazy lah
by Homiebroskialarm August 22, 2022
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