Conflatulate

To conflate two or more similar sounding words to humorous effect.

My wife has a tendency to conflatulate.

She just asked me to pass her the Sand Hanitizer.

She keeps saying "Hey Alexandra!" and wonders why Alexa never responds.

I would be concerned, but she's done it all her life, so I know it's not dementia.

by Prankstarr August 1, 2022

confratulate

Used to a)congratulate a fat person and b)congratulate someone else if you are fat

The fat kid was confratulated by his dad for walking past the pie shop without going in.

by Will3842 December 25, 2008

confunbulated

A state of utter confusion caused by worrying about every aspect of life in one moment.

Lisa: "God, Rach, what the hell am I going to do with my life?!"

Rach: "Wow, Lisa, you sound pretty confunbulated.. Let's go and have a cup of tea"

by Liz G Foy May 27, 2008

Confratulate

verb
To converse.

related words: confratulation (noun), confratulating (adj.)

Person 1: "Look a Jim and Sally confratulating over there."
Person 2: "Ya, they are really getting to know eachother."

I may just go and confratulate with Suzie and maybe get her number.

by JoVah December 9, 2008

conflatulations

A word to express congratulence. Positive acknowledgment of a loud and/or smelly fart

Someone farts in a public place (in the pub or a bus queue etc)
The person next to them says 'Conflatulations!'

by HankTheBusDriver January 22, 2015

congrabulate

when a bunch of people com together to discuss someone aka a secret roast

lets all join together to congrabulate stacey.

by Thackery D. Trump October 10, 2016

Confabulation

A group of Rennies

A festival is just a confabulation of people with beautiful dreams.

by Queenie Martini December 3, 2020