Contouring

The act of physically estimating a mans erect penis through his pants while on the dance floor with the explicit intention of estimating its size.

Based on my contouring last night he’s at least 8 inches and circumcised.

I contoured so hard last night.

by tinytrex July 20, 2018

contour

A brownish marijuana with trunk stems that is sticky that promotes a very psychedelic/energetic buzz. Common side affects are floating couch trips, bratwursts with peppers, trips to the Buddhist temple, and at times can cause a cerebal high that entails scientific proofs.

I don't want to walk downstairs. Let's smoke some contour and float down there on the couch.

by Cliff The Big Red Dogg September 12, 2006

Contour pouch

Another name for tight mens' underwear.

FEMALE: Wow, someone's exited.

MALE: Yeah thanks. It's my new contour pouch. Like what ya see?

by Sidchan July 10, 2010

Contour

A makeup step to supposedly “chisel” some of your features like jaw bone cheek bone etc. But some makeup asshole decided to make it so freaking complicated that now my face looks like I haven’t eaten in weeks is that the look we were going for is anorexic cause I’m honestly not for it

Hey makeup up people teach me to contour so I don’t look dead

by Firnando June 5, 2018

Condor

(NOUN) He is the masked protector of humanity. His mask is the skin he wears during the day to disguise himself as a human.

The Condor strikes again

by chestyman October 9, 2008

contouring

A girl that doesn't know when to stop with the makeup

I'm contouring my face with this overly expensive brush

by Drinky233 August 26, 2017

condor

A bird that has an appetite for small children and babies. Sometimes known to raise babies as their, but usually eat them once they get big enough.

A condor just swooped down and grabbed my baby from the backseat of my convertible! help me!

by dustin v (a.k.a) d-ruck October 26, 2005