asbo contenders

An individual who seems to be wanting to recieve/ Is in contention to recieve an Anti Social Behavioural Order (ASBO)

A youth who is seen commiting an Anti Social act such as Riding his/ her mini motorbike or spitting in the street.

by fishthatwalks September 1, 2005

confunderstand

When one is both confused, yet understands a concept.

I confunderstand what you just said.

by Lonies September 16, 2006

connundrum

Trump.

America is in a Trump (connundrum)

by Sparkle Fart September 21, 2017

Continder

After you deactivate your tinder account because you’re questioning your life decisions, but finally get horny enough that you decide to reactivate.

I kinda hate myself but I am going to continder. Bad dates are better than no dates right??

by Sylie January 14, 2018

Conundrafuck

A state of being in a conundrum that is fucked. A cluster fuck of a situation. Conundrafuck is a song written by Jeff Pearson.

I found myself to be smack dab i. The middle of some sort of conundrafuck of a situation.

by Legend of Jeff March 23, 2023

Woot Conundrum

The time of night when you can't decide if it would be worth it to go to bed or to stay up to see the next day's woot.

Dude #1: Aren't you going to bed yet? It's late and you have a 8am final tomorrow.
Dude #2: Na, I'm waiting for the woot to change!
Dude #1: Gawd, not the dreaded woot conundrum.

by nm3210 April 30, 2011

Coochie Conundrum

Wanting to clap a female, but both of you are under orders to stay home. Coined by Grant Johnson

Grant was in a real coochie conundrum when he couldn't go out and clap.

by Dr. Longnuts April 7, 2020