Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS)

A method of using a fictional persona, on anything from social media to legal documents. Often only effective for short periods with longer term consequences including delusions of grandeur, schizophrenia, paranoia, dissociation from friends, family and, ultimately, reality.

It had been a last ditch attempt to bond with his father, enjoy the countryside and conquer a mountain together. He had hoped to heal many wounds but his incessant use of the Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS) over the years had left him incapable of forming honest social bonds and he was left taking selfies below the clouds he had once aspired to surpass.

by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall August 6, 2023

conceited

self centered, earth revolves around you, everything has to be your way, snobby, bitchy, annoying
KIM CHAPMAN AND MICHELLE

kim is so conceited...
...so is michelle

by majestic mysta ree of masta peace September 27, 2003

Colchester Condom

Anal Sex. The method of birth control where insemination is avoided by putting your wang up the wrong hole. Derived from Colchester military prison in Essex, UK where presumably a lot of Brit soldiers do each other up the gicker.

Woman - "We're going to have to stop, I'm off the pill"

Man - "Don't worry about it love, I'll use me Colchester Condom"

by btr June 25, 2005

Conceeded

The way retards attempt to spell "conceited"

Orlando: You're so conceeded.
Natalie: Conceited.
Orlando: CONCEEDED
Natalie: It's spelled "Conceited" retard.

by Monsterrawr June 7, 2010

conceal

Prevent from being seen or discovered

Hold back; keep from being perceived by others, as of emotions or expressions of emotions

God to conceal us, the preacher thought .
Dude concealed completely the information about the glasses.

by medi May 19, 2006

Conchesumadre

It is a word used in Chilean slang, to refer to a another person a a nody way. It can be replaced by the word damnass or matherfucker.
Can be considered like a noun or an adjetive

"Qué esta diciendo el conchesumadre?" ("What is the mutherfucker saying?")
-Noun example

"Este weon es más conchesumadre que el otro" (This guy is meaner than the other one")

by Mehelpingyou December 30, 2011

Coachella Hoes

Those basic as shit indie kids who show up at coachella to get high, avoid showering, and appropriate other peoples religions and cultures. Often white girls.

Person A: Why is that white girl wearing a bindi?? And is that a feathered headdress?? Isn't that kind of racist???

Person B: I don't know man, she's probably one of those Coachella Hoes. They pull that kind of shit all the time.

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Coachella Hoe: *wears bindi*

Actual Hindu Person: Could you not do that please? The bindi is a very sacred and important part of my religion, and you wearing it as a fashion statement invalidates my beliefs.

Coachella Hoe: But it's so cuTE! I LOVE IT! EXOTIC! LETS INSTAGRAM THIS MOMENT!

by Our Love Is God April 14, 2015