Conestipated

The act of a cone popping out from the back of your car after running one over while driving/racing/drifting.

I took that turn too wide, and hit the cone. After driving for a little bit, the cone fell out. My car was conestipated.

by Th3 Black Lotus June 8, 2010

concert hoe

someone who goes to 50+ concerts year

"have you seen Rachael?"
"nah she's at catfish and the bottleman concert tonight"
"she's such a concert hoe."

by zen February 1, 2016

congested

It means when you’re sick and can’t breath and your noes is stuck with mucus and your face hurts.

My friend was congested so he could not go to school

by Littlesueisdabomb February 26, 2018

dick thwacking contest

any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.

Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.

The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.

by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018

Concetta

Name is of Italian origin, form of Concepción referring to the Catholic doctrine of the Immaculate Conception and Mary. Generally used for women of great beauty, intelligence and sexual prowess. Also can refer to women of power and/or those who destroy technology.

Man, she is Bitchus Khan! What was her name, Concetta?

Did you see THAT Concetta over there?

My laptop is broke, Concetta, did you touch it?

by wolf868 February 3, 2010

dick measuring contest

A conflict in which two parties (ususally male) are vehemently disputing something of limited relevance. Generally, both parties are somewhat wrong, but each refuses to be back down for fear of being thought the have the smaller of their two penises. Similar to a pissing match, but generally, the conflict involved involves a larger element of machismo, and continues on only because neither side wants to be seen as the one who backs down.

The White House and the Conservative Right have been in a real dick measuring contest over the qualifications of this new Supreme Court apointee, Harriet Meiers.

by Cosmo October 12, 2005

redman concert

Simply put, its another term for that dreaded 3-7 days a month of a womans menstrual cycle commonly referred to as her period, a way to bring it up in conversation and not be embarassed or embarassing.

How long is your redman concert in town for? Do you have enough tickets? (tampax pads)

What day of the redman concert is it? Is there a lot of people attending or a little? (People = Amount of blood she's menstruating)

by O.D. Sanchez February 28, 2011