Universal Web Consulting

Web consulting companies typically specialize in one or more of the following areas:

-- Web & Graphic Design
-- Search Engine Marketing
-- Pay-Per-Click (PPC) Marketing
-- Organic Lead Generation
-- Social Network Management
-- Social Network Advertising & Marketing
-- eCommerce Setup and Execution
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Universal Web Consulting companies are able to assist clients with all of these areas of interest.

I didn't realize that I would need to hire a PPC consulting company after my website was designed. I should have found a universal web consulting company that could have designed my site and helped me with advertising.

by Jack K. White August 19, 2010

Management Consultant

Someone whose job involves mostly solving other people’s problem

As a management consultant, I’m busy solving people’s problem and creating some for myself

by Crazymgmtcslt May 9, 2021

Hollywood Consultant

A functional consultant who through the liberal use of Blue Steel and Magnum mesmerize their clients into believing that they are consistently hard at work when actually the opposite is true. This also applies to their extreme ability to a speak convincingly about their supposed field of expertise while in fact knowing the bare minimum possible. Such consultants can usually be visually identified by their high level of metrosexuality, use of cuticle cream and belief that they are "professionally good looking".

That lead consultant always talks like he knows his stuff, but he doesn't even know how to long into the system and needs to use a reference book to find stuff. He should get the Academy award for best actor for "Best Portrayal of a Consultant on an Implementation"... what a Hollywood Consultant.

by Technical Consultant October 22, 2010

shrek compultion

when donkey squeeze da little tiny shrek and says get shreked to the shrek, but a bigger shrek punches the internet causing the rule of three to happen and all garden gnomes go hide in barrels

"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHZZZZZZAZAZAZBUUUUUUURRPPPPPAAAAAAAA SHREK COMPULTION IS HAPPENING" said the little boy seeing donkey squeezing da tiny shrek

by OOOGA_BOOOGA June 18, 2018

energy consulting

The First Rule of Energy Consulting is you do not talk about Energy Consulting.

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

consult

Verb. To provide a penis with please via mouth.

"After our date last night, that whore consulted me"

"boy, what I would give to get consulted right now"

"why don't you just go consult him and get it the hell over with"

by robcoreatthedisco18 March 4, 2009

Recruitment Consultant

1) A high class pimp that charges out his/her whores (temps) by the quarter of an hour while gettin their lions share.
2) Spineless, soul less canibalistic maggots that feed on the less fortunate of humans.
3) Evil by another name.

recruitment consultant made the world a bad place.

by Vi July 7, 2003