Comparitis

The disease of comparing yourself to others.

Kelly is so focused how other people are doing compared to her. She has comparitis

by Daderico February 7, 2021

Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.

Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.

by tepest January 2, 2024

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Compare funds

A slang saying made by "EXkaizer" on YouTube, booting/psn com now uses it.

Date created : 8/14/19

"Compare funds" with me, show me at least 1k in balance.

by Compare funds October 17, 2021

comparently

Differences may not be seen in two things until they are compared side by side, then the similarities or differences are apparent.

I always though Jim and Eddy looked the same, but comparently they are different.

by Bob. R November 28, 2019

Comparent

Noun. A parent who compares their child to other children often is a non positive way. Comparing a child to another child in the hopes that child will act similarly to the child they are compared to.

Verb. Comparenting

Joe tells his Mother to stop being a comparent when she tells him Jim's Mother says Jim cleans his room without being told to.

by Leah_Dav July 22, 2024