Commonism

J. Edgar Hoover's pronunciation of communism.

"Senator, I think that commonism is as serious a menace to the United States as it ever was if not more so."

by Oscar MacGorden January 26, 2012

commodity fund

(FINANCE) a mutual fund that trades in commodities or commodity derivatives. This can include commodity index funds.

Usually a commodity fund makes its returns by trading derivatives rather than the underlying commodity.

by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010

commodititties

n. Generic breasts. Trade-able on the worldwide market.

Sami: Look at that biaaatch Karli and her lame-ass mammary lumps.
Beqquiffa: I heard she can't even trade those commodititties for even the smallest sum of big dick money.
Sami: Let's go get some Starbucks.

by luscious rolls and large nubs March 6, 2016

commitium

Verb: to roll out, peace out, get the fuck out, an exclamation of the following, or the Roman House of Representatives, always accompanied by the international roll out hand gesture

"Dude, do you want to roll out to the UC?"
"Yeah, trill, commitium!"

"Hey I banged your sister last night!"
"Commitium!"

by Peter Jenks April 10, 2005

Commodus Interuptus

Bowel movement deliberately interrupted due to external situations or circumstances.

When you are taking a dump and you suddenly have Commodus Interuptus due to the pizza delivery guy showing up 15 minutes early.

by Tito C. May 8, 2008

Hot Commodity

The by-product of nuclear wings and too many beers (usually the fine brand Upper Canadian).

Dude, did you see that Hot Commodity at the end of the dock?

Nah, I didn't want to intrude.

by Pappa Largo December 26, 2008

commodious

it means big or huge

dat whale is huge man!

by mwah November 24, 2004