Commit Heather Chandler

To kill someone and disguise it as suicide, like Veronica and J. D. did in the movie Heathers.

"That girl is so annoying, I'm going to Commit Heather Chandler."

by Anabelle Manson May 25, 2018

commit die

a phrase to tell to someone ordering them to die, commonly used by the Despacito spider. Varies in forms: commit toaster bath, cease vital functions, yeetus yeetus commit self deleetus.

Leave me alone and commit die!

by Veridicule December 26, 2018

go commit stub toe

to do the action of unexpectedly causing extreme pain to a toe as a result of impact to inanimate object

jerry hated marty so bad that he wanted him to go commit stub toe *jerry at home* alalalalalal- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by fallboygo October 10, 2021

Commit toaster bath

its killing yourself by dropping a toaster into your bathtub

P1: " i got a 37 on the math test imma commit toaster bath"
P2: "no bro dont"
P1: "tell that to my grade"

by Spookman123 September 21, 2018

Commit the su

Low Tier God's way of telling his opponent to kill themselves. Mostly directed at what said creator calls tiersexuals.

"...It's another year and people are still trying to troll me in video games..."
"If this is what you're still doing with your life, while the year is young, just commit the su."

by BDC_Maxter March 4, 2021

Commit Scooter Ankle

A super mean thing to say. These 3 words condemn anyone to the worst, most vile pain imaginable.

" I Ate your kids"
"Go Commit scooter ankle"
"OH SHIIII---"
">:))))"

by BigBoiSeth November 1, 2018

Youtube Comments

In theory: A section of the video hosting website 'Youtube' where people may comment on and rate videos uploaded by users.

In reality: A complete annex of reality where factual accuracy, literacy, mutual respect and general good will are almost completely devoid. The closer a video touches upon religion, national identites and race, the more ludicrous and profane the comments section will be.

Common inhabitants (and often combatants) of this inhospitable environment are:

Zealot the Cleric, Professor Know-it-all, Professor Wiki-it-all, Armchair Activist, Keyboard Patriot, xxxEmoKidxxx, Blatant Illiterate (aka The Child who was Left Behind), Raging Homophobe, Capt. Conspiracy Nut and Sir Lastword of Ihavenojob-shire.

Person A: "You know, I really despair in humanity sometimes."

Person B: "Have you been at those youtube comments again?"

by Yonner December 31, 2009